Megan Johnston

Only on Twitter for fun animal posts and renewable fuels news.

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

@InternetH0F That’s Grade A brilliant!!

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of satisfying photos for perfectionists

1. Moon bridge

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

@biofuelslaw lol, very helpful!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Interesting fact

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

This seems the best outcome

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

How the Electoral Map would look if only I voted

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They should actually teach this in biz school

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time https://t.co/t1qICgdlJ9

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Thinking about joining the cicadas this summer and just screaming for six weeks straight. You?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion https://t.co/HOfQ1ZyFxW

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

@JarrettRenshaw That’s not how that works

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

@biofuelslaw @Biod4Schools Renewable diesel is a drop-in fuel. Biodiesel is definitely not. Ask any diesel engine manufacturer.

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

@biofuelslaw Is a moot point though if the EPA is going to continue denying 100% of the applications!

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

The operative question here is - how much vodka was involved in the decision to do this

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1971, engineers from the Soviet Union ignited a fire in a gas-filled hole in the Turkmenistan desert.

Anticipating that the flames would extinguish within days, they were surprised when the fire continued to burn.

Now, 52 years later, this site, known as “The Door to Hell,” is still ablaze.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These' https://t.co/dR6hSPjVnZ

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's https://t.co/5xv0SC5Cd0

[Megan Johnston @SoccerNerd72]

Some adorableness for your timeline

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mommy cat showing her kitten to her favorite human.. ���