Soccer Life

Teaching youth soccer and life

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@CalamariSteven @3YearLetterman @ImTomHawks Because it’s a cat. Everyone know dogs (real dogs) and snakes are the only acceptable pets…maybe a tank of piranha

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@3YearLetterman @POTUS Right and it takes like 4x longer to fill the tank because they only sell it by the liter.

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@happylilhydra @3YearLetterman @AOC Washington DC isn’t a state so diplomatic immunity applies. That’s why booze and cigarettes are so cheap there.

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@ajzuccolo @3YearLetterman @PeteButtigieg Being a VP just gets you immediate seating at Beef O'Brady's (like Coach). It means yore very important. You can also be a senator.

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@3YearLetterman @Mexcan6 @math_sonnets @piersmorgan I think President Franklin said it best.

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@Cole_TrickIe @3YearLetterman Sneak peek at the proposed formation…

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@Cole_TrickIe @3YearLetterman Apologies, and after finding Coach here I have changed my ways. I took my fully loaded 2014 Prius (runs on lightning thanks to President Ben Franklin) and suggested a whole slew of rule changes to bring some respect back to my game.

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@DavidLarter @3YearLetterman Clearly a joke, and clearly Photoshopped. It would be nearly impossible to get all those statues in one photo in real life.

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@jasonpaisley @JNkappers @3YearLetterman @jeremycorbyn @Adele People forget that is where the term ark welding came from.

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@JNkappers @3YearLetterman @jeremycorbyn @Adele Nice try John! That’s like saying Jesus wasn’t American even though he was technically born in Bethlehem.

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@lolretpaladin @3YearLetterman @littlecaesars @WhiteHouseHstry @SaraBareilles @MeekMill @TylerMatzek @BillClinton @60Minutes @Simone_Biles @SpeakerPelosi @GOPLeader And that Broadway musical!

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@roxhayes @3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @neiltyson @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @KaceyMusgraves @LilNasX @NATO @GuyFieri @metpoliceuk @USMNT …and lightning! Thanks Ben Franklin!

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@roxhayes @3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @neiltyson @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @KaceyMusgraves @LilNasX @NATO @GuyFieri @metpoliceuk @USMNT Fully loaded! Runs on sunshine!

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@KyleLauby @3YearLetterman @newGOATtalk *yore

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@KyleLauby @3YearLetterman @newGOATtalk Listen Mick, let me know when your driving a car that doesn’t run on gas like my fully loaded 2013 Toyota Prius.

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@GaurangHere @3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @neiltyson @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @KaceyMusgraves @LilNasX @NATO @GuyFieri @metpoliceuk @USMNT Nice try Greg, this is clearly Photoshopped. Nearly impossible to get all these statues in one picture in real life!

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@rj_cubed @3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @neiltyson @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @KaceyMusgraves @LilNasX @NATO @GuyFieri @metpoliceuk @USMNT Ron, you sound like someone who doesn’t have a timeshare in Portland that overlooks a Starbucks.

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@roxhayes @3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @neiltyson @piersmorgan @BorisJohnson @KaceyMusgraves @LilNasX @NATO @GuyFieri @metpoliceuk @USMNT Good one Donald. I’m a youth soccer coaching legend who drives a fully loaded 2013 Toyota Prius. Unless your name is Pelé I’m not doing laps for you.