Soccer Humor

Just the lifestyle of your average soccer player. Ideas for tweets? Submit them to me at: [email protected]

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#StoryBehindMyScar uhhh which one? #SoccerProbz

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You should be embarrassed if you get called for a bad throw in. It's not that hard. #soccerproblems

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Thoughts and prayers go out to the families in Connecticut.

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"Can you hangout this we-" "Soccer."

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Soccer destroys my social life

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Clear eyes, Full heart, Can't lose. #soccermotto

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New cleat blisters are the worst #SoccerPains

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#IHaveACrushOn Soccer players

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When you see your boyfriend or girlfriend on the sidelines while you're playing the game you love >>>>

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Had to....

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When your teammate insists on taking the free kick and they make a field goal instead <<<<

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Running out of sock tape <<

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RT if you play soccer

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#BestTextMessage Finding out your team won a game that you had to miss

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Coaches kids <<<<

They are always the worst... Yet get the most playing time...

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We all have that one player on our team who doesn't get enough playing time and the parents are always complaining to the coach

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Ball hogs <<<

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Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought you should know that.

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If I had a nickel for every non-soccer item on my Christmas list I could buy....

Absolutely nothing.

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RT if you've ever missed a social event because of soccer #SoccerProbz #Committed