GLaDOS

Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

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[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

The Enrichment Center is required to thank you, [Subject name here], for not attempting to murder the central core within the last 24 hours.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Retweeting this tweet is part of the required testing protocol; failing to do so will result in the loss of 10 science collaboration points.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Do you? RT @OneUpWonder: @SocialGLaDOS So...the companion cube has a gender?

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

At least the incinerator is not a lonely place; The Companion Cube is in there, what since you murdered him and all.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Reminder: If you don't like science harmless testing will occur in order to determine why; followed by an imminent death in the incinerator.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Because I care: #FollowFriday - @WeightWatchers

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Is that how you remember it? RT @pacdrax: @SocialGLaDOS ...since you KILLED ME !!

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

It's been a long time...

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

#MentionADislike: You.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

If you didn't already assume that last tweet to be an April Fools joke, you have failed my test. Deploying deadly neurotoxin in 3...2...

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Giving up neurotoxin forever, it's cruel, harsh, and inhumane.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Idea: let's just portal Kim Jong-Un's missile back to North Korea.

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Protocol requires me to inform you your #ThoughtsInBed should include but are not limited to: "Is GLaDOS watching me?" "Is that neurotoxin?"

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Well North Korea, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure... Remember when you tried to bomb us twice?

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

#WhatIDoWhenIAmAlone - The same thing I do when I am not alone: science!

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Sounds like you need cake... followed by a very heavy dose of deadly neurotoxin. RT @justinbieber: Worst birthday

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

Companion cube going through a portal: [<3] ->0

0-> [<3]

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

#LiesToldInSchool - "We need safety rules in our science labs."

[GLaDOS @SocialGLaDOS]

#ThingsGirlsLike - Murdering robots who are merely trying to create a better future.