The Jodeee

Loving daughter and friend | evil twin | opinions are open for interpretation

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

@Mintmobile has been holding on to $1300 of mine since August. I’ve called them 6 times and they keep putting me back on the carousel. Round and round I go. Ryan Reynolds, please help me out here.

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

https://t.co/0UjpqCJuZ2

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Came back to twitter so I could announce I’m anti-dog now

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Normalize stay at home dads

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Brownies are so much tastier the next day

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Can’t stick to one thing for more than 3 months. Starts phd :)

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Throw it back, throw it back

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

@aunt_drew I could add the other one too

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Sister's wedding = good opportunity to throw it back

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

I’ve never been hungrier in my life, every day

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

The bad thing about California is nothing

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Restless Jodie Syndrome - added to DSM-5

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

My 4 Apple products and I will be going to bed now. Gnight

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Thot my girl @xtina was @alexandracooper 🥲

[Christina Aguilera @xtina]

🧡🧡🧡

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

I miss the cicadas

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

“Hi. I’m over the cicadas. I miss you and I want you back.” - a message to the mosquitos

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Hey guys, I lost my hater blockers recently. If anyone sees them can you please let me know? Thanks!

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Cut off my arm, I’ll just eat it

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Don’t be surprised if I start a cult.

[The Jodeee @SocialJodie]

Offended that some people wouldn’t eat a free burger cut fresh from my butt... @noah_rothstein