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The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Thu, Mar 22 - 1. Listen to literary readings in conjunction with the Broad’s Jasper Johns retrospective during the Unfolding Language Literary Series. Tickets to the 7:30pm event costs $15, or $3... https://t.co/IDGDOMfy7P
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Wed, Mar 21 - 1. Head to the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion to see the stunning Orpheus and Eurydice. Members of the Joffrey Ballet dance in this operatic retelling of the tragic Greek tale. Tickets t... https://t.co/6sW9ttpqSN
The Avengers are coming to Disney California Adventure in 2020 - Assemble your teams and grab your shields, your arc reactors and your quivers of trick arrows because Disney just teased plans for its Marvel-themed land, and the Avengers are coming to ... https://t.co/kDQMDCl581
There’s a 10-hour Bach marathon at Union Station - You expect delays and elbow-to-elbow crowds on the subway. You don’t expect to hear Bach’s Cello Suites. “I was looking around thinking, Man, people never hear this music,” says Dale Henderson. So in ... https://t.co/MBOezD8AqC
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Tue, Mar 20 - 1. Listen to Jack White play tracks from his new record, Boarding House Reach, during an album release show at the Mayan. Tickets to the 9pm performance cost $75. 2. Geek out with f... https://t.co/2bZhMd4qRu
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Mon, Mar 19 - 1. Watch comedians, including Time Out favorite Caitlin Gill, attempt to perform their typical stand-up sets after the audience first has to sit through a tearjerking video at Follo... https://t.co/PzsThOtK9o
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Sun, Mar 18 - 1. Geek out with fellow TV nerds at PaleyFest. Head to the Dolby Theatre at 2pm for a cast panel for The Handmaid’s Tale, followed by Silicon Valley at 7pm. Tickets start at $40. 2.... https://t.co/SshONz8zQX
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Sat, Mar 17 - 1. Take your celebrations into the streets of Downtown L.A. during Casey’s St. Patrick’s Day Street Festival. The pub starts serving at 6am, while the festival opens at 11am. Admiss... https://t.co/tQbt6pSO25
Children’s literature and gender nonconformity come together at Drag Queen Story Hour - When it comes to playing pretend and dress-up, writer and L.A. parent Michelle Tea thinks drag queens and children operate on the same wavelength. “They’re both im... https://t.co/Qkt0YuR18U
The best sample sales in Los Angeles this week, Mar 16-21 - Hey savvy shoppers! Los Angeles is full of incredible deals, if you know where to find them. We’re here to help with a weekly list of all the best sample sales across the city. This is the in... https://t.co/ObWXviupRS
The Broad added another Infinity Mirror Room to its collection - And here you thought the last of the Infinity Mirror hype was behind us. The Broad has recently acquired Yayoi Kusama’s 2017 installation, Longing for Eternity. Unlike the Downtown museu... https://t.co/5C6zDgxN7i
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Fri, Mar 16 - 1. Swing by NerdMelt for Andy Kindler’s Particular Show, with stand-up sets from Marc Maron, Bob Saget, Kyle Kinane and Kindler himself. Tickets to the 9pm show cost $10. 2. Celebra... https://t.co/qbspyMkQqq
Things to do this weekend in Los Angeles: Mar 16-18 - We curate an L.A. weekend itinerary of the city’s best concerts, culture and cuisine, every week, just for you. Friday Celebrate women who find their voices in the face of adversity during March Fo... https://t.co/HK9FaoaFNA
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Thu, Mar 15 - 1. Head to the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion to see Orpheus and Eurydice. Members of the Joffrey Ballet dance in this operatic retelling of the tragic Greek tale. Tickets to the 7:30pm ... https://t.co/h9I9ZisFzs
Saved by the Max is offering brunch reservations (and a preview of its space) - Dinner reservations sold out almost as soon as they were made available last month for Saved by the Max, the Saved by the Bell-inspired diner coming to West Hollywood on M... https://t.co/wtLbI6NBTb
Here are the L.A. finalists for the 2018 James Beard Awards - A month’s passed and we’re pleased to report L.A.’s continued domination of the culinary award scene. A few weeks ago the James Beard Foundation announced its semifinalists for what’s dubbe... https://t.co/JjhmBT94tD
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Wed, Mar 14 - 1. Head to the Staples Center for a set from Lorde, with support from Run the Jewels and Tove Styrke. Tickets to the 7pm performance cost $39.50 to $99.50. 2. Wind down with a fligh... https://t.co/negPx01Ywo
11 bands to see at Coachella 2018 - With only one month to go until Coachella, we thought it was time to sort through the best of this April’s offerings. The 2018 lineup stacks a pretty hip-hop–heavy trio of headliners: The Weekend, Beyoncé and Eminem... https://t.co/5e1HHuJZXD
The three things you need to know today in Los Angeles: Mon, Mar 13 - 1. Oh, hi Mark. Meet Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero as the two sign copies of The Room and The Disaster Artist from starting at 5pm at Amoeba. 2. Catch Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butc... https://t.co/CPfqfTTpoR