Jojo

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

please stop making 3 hour movies. movies should be 75 minutes at most

[snarls ⋆˙⟡ @snarlsband]

me in public listening to the coolest song ever and no one even knows

[Jojo @Social_NetTwerk]

It's me, hi.

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

“I’m hot and have stomach issues🤪” —your most annoying, least attractive friend

[Jojo @Social_NetTwerk]

@gabba__ghoul It's actually a microwaved tortilla with some sprinkle cheese heated up on a paper towel then eaten standing in front of the microwave

[Jojo @Social_NetTwerk]

Really excited for October 1st this year knowing someone on the internet is going to combine the "Chrissy wake up" tiktok song and the "Greenday wake up" October 1st internet joke. I'm giddy, actually.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

OK good luck finding a girl with as much whimsy as me…

[Jojo @Social_NetTwerk]

Little loopty loo on my trip home for some fun !

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

me doing my best

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Walk a mile in these Gruboutins

[Sweets @ChiquitaSWEETS]

I am absolutely delicious and I hate that mosquitoes know it

[Daniel Crosby @danielcrosby]

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop.

I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:

- My health is unchanged
- I’m less happy
- My one source of joy is gone

Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Jayson Potatum and Jayson Potatum Tot.

[caiti 🪴 @caitichoate]

please tell me how I got 5 packs of the muppet mini figures and every single one was beaker

[Hannah Rehak @InanimateCub]

why isnt there a Muppets Pride & Prejudice

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i will restart the entire song if u breathe too loud over my favorite part

[Jojo @Social_NetTwerk]

I am also a slimy angel of the underworld.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

A new study suggests that at least in the forests of North America, earthworms may not be the slimy angels of the underworld we tend to think they are https://t.co/76vRQcVdyS