Ben

Professional remoaner, serial collaborator, semi-permanent fixture at Selhurst Park

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

🏆PALACE EUROPEAN WINNERS GIVEAWAY🏆

🤝I’ve teamed up with @MezzalaDesigns to giveaway any of their Europa Conference League Winners Prints!🔵🔴

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@NickAdamsinUSA @_DHOTYA I think we have an early contender..

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst:

- The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired

- The Queen of England died

- COVID hit

- 2 national lockdowns

- Russia invaded Ukraine

- Abramovic sold Chelsea

- John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace

- Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Palace won the FA cup and community shield

- Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or

- Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again

- Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One

- Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times

- Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times

- The AI boom

- Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice

- Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors

- Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times

- Watford have had 14 managers

- Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again

- Southampton lost 9-0 twice

- Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga

- Elon Musk bought Twitter

- OceanGate submarine imploded

- Apple have released 8 new iPhones

- Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

"I'm proud to be working class, and I'm proud to be anti-racist working class as well!"

Love this woman - interviewed by @novaramedia in Barnsley today ❤

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@whufcmatt__ Olise, £20m. Are you fucking high?

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@FYPFanzine I don’t think being critical of his incredibly poor distribution takes anything away from what was otherwise a very good performance. He was solid ‘defensively’, and made some brilliant saves. That said, playing the ball he has a lot to work on.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@gazbod @SkySportsPL Literally said this, back to the studio where apparently someone has died. Appalling bias. Jamie Redknapp looked like someone had pissed on his chips.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@PalaceEaglesc0m I miss Sam Johnstone

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@Brumzviews @IsabelOakeshott Man discovers the concept of ‘taxes’

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO I generally like Hodgson. He seems like a genuine, football man who cares about the club. I can forgive (at points) the dull, unambitious football, if that’s how he seems the game. But this is about as close to a sackable offence as I’ve seen in his 2 stints as manager.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO Does this make it more likely we would consider Doucouré go to Liverpool (for silly money, of course)?

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO I love this. And the subtitles are abysmal.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO Some of them are leaving at 75’. They do not, for a single minute, deserve European football. Absolute shower.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO When Vieira leaves, you’re offered 10 points from 12 and you bite said hand off. That’s about it. On to the next.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@matxta

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO This is pretty exciting

-please leave the mushrooms off
-at least 2 hash browns
-controversial opinion, Mayo makes a fry up
-any chance of a Palace Twitter South London fry up then pub for summer DL day
-could even make it a YouTube thing

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@JuliaHB1 Birmingham.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@HLTCO I find it completely baffling this hasn't already been implemented. PL as an organisation would make huge money, the clubs in turn probably more than they do now (from UK revenue, not talking about foreign viewing money), and as you mention easily more money for the pyramid.

[Ben @Socialazzo]

@AmieElle This. First two balls into Willock showed him up, but he did really well to keep his head and get back. It’s not ok that he’s expected to start every game still.