sleepy ting 💤

I'll poop in your butt hole and then you will poop it back into my butt and we will keep doing it back and forth with the same poop. Forever.

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

I'm a cool ass ex. I'll leave you alone forever. https://t.co/ehTF777Vn0

[Softboy @softboywin]

I really hate ppl who don’t have no sense of urgency 😭😭 like hurry up omg

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

straight people will say that
LGBT education isn't age appropriate but will ask toddlers if they have a boyfriend.

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

The breakdown in Blackout is so sexy. Normalize throwing a lil ass at hardcore shows!

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

@badgalbetsy i’m straight up less likely to date period because i can’t risk falling in love with a snorer

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

Snoring is NOT allowed around here!

[Kathryn Gimborys @kathryngimborys]

not to add to the discourse, but i think we’re leaving out an important component of the male loneliness conversation: the men have GOT to sort out the snoring!!!!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Since we’re not doing separation of church and state anymore, when can we expect the churches to start paying income taxes?

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

My ****** ****** arrived early today & my new *** is so everythinggg 😍🥰

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you own a restaurant, I am begging you to have your menu on your website. Do not force people to start an online order just to view it. I just want to know if you serve queso. I shouldn’t have to select a location, pickup time, and my astrological sign just to find out.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[Susan @susansawesome]

@_ayandamay Sometimes not having choices was exactly what you needed.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just remembered they used to pick ONE MOVIE on planes and we all had to watch it TOGETHER😭😂

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

Now I’m not job shaming fr, but you gotta be a hating ass nigga to be a tow truck driver. You wake up every morning and your sole purpose is to fuck niggas day up

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

@lisathebeauty1 @CrimSooFlyy Spotify isn’t any better

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

The Ronettes to the Arctic Monkeys.
🤦‍♀️
I don’t want this! I just want some oldies man wtf

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

Ok Spotify… Dean Martin to Ladytron to Taco to Gorillaz?
I’m not mad at it, I’m just not really seeing the vision?

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

Earth wind & fire to MGMT.
This has got to be the most random playlist Spotify ever hit me with. They just doing anything now.

[sleepy ting 💤 @SociallyInenpt]

Day 4 with my new *** & I love it here bad. Can’t believe it took me this long!

[Justin @juza_23]

I’m sorry, but none of you can convince me being uncomfortably hot is worse mentally than in the winter being freezing and my bones being in pain.

Maybe for the planet, sure. But mentally and physically absolutely not.

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad