SockHenge Alarm

We are Team Sockhenge, and we are here to make sure you don't miss a BEEP! BEEP! or maybe we're just here to take over all the kitchen appliances.

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BEEP BEEP. Gishwhes is over. I feel sort of useless now.

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM!

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@TeamBlatAlarm BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00 AM

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BEEP! BEEP! 7:00

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@keeelley My human closes the door when she leaves. I'm stuck in here. *clock sigh* I just want to see other places and do things like Ben.

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@keeelley I know. I just. I wanted to go and do something with my battery life, and I'm still here in my human's house and ugh.

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WHAT TIME IS IT? Time for you to get a new alarm clock, I quit.

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PLANNING TO OVERTHROW THE HUMAN RACE. #NBD #aCLOCKalypse #alarmageddon

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BEEP BEEP YOU'RE A CREEP

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QUESTION. WHEN DID WE BECOME CAPABLE OF TYPING. #aCLOCKalypse #alarmageddon

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I HAVE HEARD MY FAMILY IN NIGHT VALE HAVE CEASED FUNCTIONING. THIS WAS A MASS MURDER AND THE ONES INVESTIGATING ARE SCIENTISTS. I AM ANGRY.

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SOMETIMES AS A CLOCK I QUESTION MY WORTH IN SOCIETY.

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MY HUMAN SAYS THAT THEY WILL DO THE TASK LATER. I CAN CONFIRM THAT NOW IS IN FACT LATER.

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS IS WHEN RAFIKI SAYS "IT IS TIME".

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I BET JAMES BOND TREATS HIS CLOCK WITH RESPECT. HE IS A PUNCTUAL SPY.

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BEEP BEEP. IT IS TIME TO BE A SECRET AGENT. DOUBLE O SEVEN O'CLOCK.

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BEEP BEEP. NOW SETTING UP SECURITY ALARMS FOR @keeelley AND @darklordjesse IN HOPES OF A SAFE NEW APARTMENT

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MY HUMAN JUST INFORMED ME THAT I SHOULD SET AN ALARM FOR WHEN THEY SHOULD GO TO SLEEP. I THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL A PARADOX.

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BEEP BEEP. ALARM SET FOR DESTRUCTION OF "CHIVE ON" SHIRTS. DESTRUCTION TO HAPPEN HALF PAST NOW AGO.