Socks & Sirens

Two gals living the night life. Humans by day, paramedic vampires by night, chronicling our night shift adventures of sock wearing, life saving chaos and all.

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Always a good interaction with PD when they inform you that your pt looks nearly dead and has an ice cream cone dripping onto their face 🍦
#dropdeaddelicious
#dollarconecoma
#MollyandMickyDs 🍟

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“What a dick”, makes eye contact with patient...”ugh I mean I want a banana split!” #awkward #thingsyoushouldsayinyourhead #outsidevoice🍦🍌

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When you overhear your partner delicately ask the patient if they have put anything up their rectum. #cheeky #shutthebuttup #holeyshit🍑

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When the pt asks your partner if they're really a female or if they're "Marlo" wearing a wig and this is a prank.
#femmefatale
#itsallaruse

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The guessing game we play wondering if we're going for a dead pt or a dead wheelchair.
#doyouevenchargebro
#poorchairprognosis
#lightitup

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Front row seats to our pt's private concert, singing about luscious little cherries 🍒🎶
#isthatwhatyoucallthem
#notnutsabouthim 🥜

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Who do you roll your eyes at when your partner is "glamping" and your pt remarks with perfect enunciation "I don't speak English"
#allalone

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"What do you call a gathering of 10 prostitutes in the middle of the street?"
#oursecondcall
#awhorde
#alatenightbusinessmeeting
#ahoedown

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Highlight of our Canada day is a toughie, visiting the slammer or a 4 hr trip to TO 🤔
#luckyladies
#thatshowwedo🇨🇦day
#tooprettyforjail

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No ma'am, I cannot rub lotion on your feet. And no, we do not carry Gold Bond in the ambulance.
#thedrugstoreisthatway👉🏼
#itrubsthelotion🎥

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You know it's ❤️ when we work the worst shift but when new spots come up we wonder if they're worth splitting for.
#ikneadyou
#myrideordie

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I didn't say I've taken too many of my narcotics, my friend was playing with my pills!
#theydomakeexcellentmonopolypieces
#thingsiwishwesaid

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It's hot in here, my uniform is sticking to me like duct tape. #whatsthepointofworkingnights #goingtostarfishinthemorning #hotinhurrrrrr

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Always high praise when the pt says they appreciate our help but end it with "but you're both miserable."
#almostcompliment
#aimtoplease

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Chest pain pt's chest hair from yesterday is still a hot topic today, shoulda shaved it.
#killtwobirds
#doyouasolid
#emsspahack
#notamalept

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You know the call's legit when you show up & the pt is eating a bowl of chips using the cop car as a table.
#doritoface
#noyoucantbringthem

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When your screaming psych pt's first response to finding out EMS is coming is "bring it."
#ohitsalreadybeenbroughten
#kiddingplsdontkillus

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When you crawl at a snail's pace to the call, get cancelled en route and your partner exclaims "now we fly!"
#flyyoufools
#cantstopwontstop

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I guess her ears are as broken as her legs.
#turnupthehearingaidvolume
#openthedoor
#hellofromtheoutside🎼

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When your partner goes home early and leaves you to man the twitter account...
#whatsnexttheambulance
#withgreatpower
#missourpillowtalk