there's officially 2 DAYS left of preorders!!! :-) i thought i'd do a fun lil giveaway since i've never done one before, so RT to enter!!! 🧡 i'll be choosing a winner after preorders close, and they will receive one set of hats, a zoro shirt, and a reusable grocery bag🧡
Twitter Giveaway! I present you with something a little different: A small fleece Ernie pillow! Handmade by me, of course. All you need to do is follow me and QUOTE re-tweet to enter. I will choose the winner at random after 5 days!
How much instruction do directors give actors in scenes where they are just walking? Because sometimes it looks like the actors are trying really hard to walk normally but forgot how
I'm starting a streaming service called crocs+, it'll be entirely content of me reminding you that crocs are more comfortable if you wear socks with them. You can pay me $10 a month for this content or $15 a month ad free.
In sorcerer's stone Dumbledore says the thing he wants more than anything is socks, yet harry never gets him socks as a gift, are we sure harry was a good guy?
The key to a good modern day band name is that you want to embarrass your band mates when they admit who they are (I'm a blowfish or I'm a nightsweat) my new band name
Cory Nelson and the NFTbros
Someday I hope to have a tweet go viral enough for me to sell out my replies to something hilarious like a company that makes tiny hats for dildos so you don't have to hide them from company and they become decorations
To me its not a coincidence that there was a festival/concert for the release of the trailer of fast 9, and then a pandemic hit humanity, that moment always felt like humanity flying too close to the sun
Today is all about family, it doesn't matter if you got your family through blood, marriage, or shared experiences like hijacking semis of DVD players or robbing the largest cartel in Brazil, as long as you celebrate with the traditional drink of Corona
Did other countries have to put up instructions in every bathroom about how to properly wash hands at the start of the pandemic, or is that just a United States thing?
Do you ever go to find someone in a room only to find they aren't there and the room is empty and still say out loud to an empty room "oh I guess you aren't here" or is that just me
Is there such a thing as angry yoga? Where it's encouraged to swear and yell when you lose your balance or can't do a pose? It'd be very helpful for me