Socks

I'm a retired ferret! #鼬 I'm over six years old. (That’s very old!) I was adopted from a rescue because of a tweet! #フェレット #ForeverHome 🍝 PRAISE THE FSM! 🍝

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

This account is no longer active. New adorable content will be posted on the social Mast and all pirates are welcome to join me on that platform.

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

@Kathy1008555 Tried, twitter doesn't care. As long as the bigots generate clicks then they'll be protected. This is an unsocial network and I don't want to participate when there are alternatives. The new platform is already way better because of the lack of adverts and promoted content!

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

My account was blocked again by terf fucks, and I noticed that many of the people I interact with on here are still connected to the the openly violent bigot who continues to harass this account: because they have ferrets. Fuck that. So I'm leaving twitter for a better platform.

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

@muddyevilist I'm on the extinct elephant site under the same name. I'm on the dot social instance. (Seemed like a good default.) Now I can toot my dooks and boops.

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

@Moomers6351 Tried that, doesn't work. And now with 'fake likes' its harder to maintain block standards to prevent harassment spreading to my followers and others who could become targets. Its tedious. I don't want to play that game. The mast is MUCH better so I'd rather put my support there!

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

@tmrohe I'm sorry. I am still posting from the same name on the other platform: if I figure out a way to make this account retweet those links I will. (I have heard such magic exists but need the help of a wizard.) I don't want to support this site with my noodly content anymore.

[Whale and Dolphin Conservation (WDC) @whalesorg]

This is where we'll be building the world's first @belugasanctuary in #Iceland!

We've carried out surveys & tests to ensure it's the best possible environment for ex-captive #belugas Little White and Little Grey. A perfect place to swim, explore and dive!

#endcaptivity

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

Tree dropped this. #MineNow

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

What...can I smell? Are you cooking? Is it dinner? Do I smell dinner? Food? Are you cooking food? Can I have food? Woah. Good smells.

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

Slide and wiggle.
#NoodleButt #Ferret #Skills

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

@teabetty53 That was it’s very first go and the floors hadn’t been cleaned in >way longer than humans want to admit< so they emptied it’s after doing the first floor, and again after it did the second level. It holds a lot! Robot friend even ate up my biscuit crumbs and some escaped treats!

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

I almost... got... the tickle whiskers! I have them...woah, no get back here! 🎶I will follow yoooouuu! Wherever you may go!🎶 🤗 Cause we’re friends now.

#Ferret #Eufy #Robot #Pets #Clean #TickleWhiskers #CarpetShark

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

My robot friend finally ran out of batteries. Me too. Let’s nap together. We’ll play #TickleWhiskers again later, when we’ve recharged.

(Humans are happy I only play with it when it’s running- and there are no easily chewable parts.)

#Ferret #Robot #Friends #Goodnight

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

Wait, hold on! Let me get your tickle whiskers, robot friend!

#Ferret #Robot #Eufy #TickleWhiskers

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

Alright, robot friend, take me to my snacks!

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

I have made a new robot friend!

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

Orange you glad I’m shaped like a banana?

#Ferret #Comedian #FruitJokes 🍊🍌

[Socks @SocksTheNoodle]

@MeAndMyFerrets Yes. I’m told I should demand the humans get me a walk in shower though- that looks like much more fun. I wouldn’t have to wait for wet ankles to step out of the tub!