M.

Sofa Justice Warrior. She's one freak bitch, aint no lie. 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿 coastal elite

[M. @SodDribble]

With your unappetizing grilled cheese.

[Gabytron @TheGabytron]

@DivaDelux To this day, I'm still annoyed at the "there's, like, $8 worth of jarlsberg in there."

Then only put $4's worth in there and make a salad, punk

[M. @SodDribble]

@SpeakerJohnson Shut up.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This, too, shall pass.

By "this" I mean the human race.

[M. @SodDribble]

@JayneZirkle And how many of those raisins are from Westchester?

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Stop telling women to smile

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You are all going to die.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

[M. @SodDribble]

@Scavino47 You know it stinks in there.

[M. @SodDribble]

@SecWar You go first, kiddo.

[M. @SodDribble]

@FLCons It’s DD… there’s another 5 within 2 square miles.

[M. @SodDribble]

@Phil_Lewis_ Their wives and mommies told them to come home and clean the microwave.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[M. @SodDribble]

@TcPwN @Jane_Doe82 He’s probably the chud standing behind him.

[Gus @Banjo761]

Laura Loomer broke into my house and laid a bunch of eggs

[M. @SodDribble]

@MollyKW24 @katya_zamo Did it have the parking lot of America?

[M. @SodDribble]

@katya_zamo Sane girl, same.

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[M. @SodDribble]

@realBrandonGill A temporary event you cuck.

[M. @SodDribble]

@TheShellbackVet @sesamestreet Cry harder.

[M. @SodDribble]

@NancyMace Ma’am, do you need help?

[M. @SodDribble]

@WUTangKids No one in that meeting is THIS talented.

[M. @SodDribble]

@GeneralMCNews So it’s warm out today. It’s nice.