H. K. Keen

I used to "do" soda but now I drink coffee, lift weights and game. Sarcasm. The stranger the things, the better.

[H. K. Keen @SodaPopKid22]

My O face

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Not so much a wine and dine kind of guy as I am a beer and bake kind of fella. But I’m flexible.

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On allergy meds (not the non-drowsy ones but the hard ones OTC) so I am not accountable for these lucid tweets.

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Concussion is a misleading word because it sounds like “cushion” which is mostly comfy but it is actually quite uncomfortable for your head.

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@briangaar I wasn’t able to trigger my gag reflex for a long time until this video helped me yack into the 🚽

I only wish I could flush these people down with it.

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@NikkiHaley “Take it from me, a white person.”

Denial into self-justification yet again.

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#2 Nightcrawler

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I present to you two of Donna’s best lines from #TrailerParkBoys

#1 Cement

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Let he who is without sin (sober) cast the first stone (go high).

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Blessed Sunday to all devout Christian weightlifters today.

Make sure to spread the Lord’s word today (or as we all know it: Reps for Jesus).

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We’re all just posting on Twitter in hopes we get the one tweet that blows up and we can self-promote our “fire” Soundcloud mixtape.

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I’ve been looking forward to going to bed since I woke up this morning.

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@JSchwarz11 How else could you describe the coronavirus pandemic??

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@JSchwarz11 @JordanCarrlton But what of all the piss driblets soaked in the carpet?

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Forgot how terrible country music is for a hot tick. The only thing worse are the music videos.

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@JordanCarrlton I’m not there yet but if it isn’t 20% off, I AINT BUYIN SHIT!

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@sarahnicoleryer https://t.co/2TyghsJzc0

Exhibit A

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@barstoolsports Please burn them all

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@KEEMSTAR Yo you’re kind of missing the bigger picture of how much power and privilege you hold as a white male.

You can feel angry but if you don’t acknowledge your privileges everything you say is a self-justification loop.

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@sarahnicoleryer This guy is the biggest shitbomb on the internet. Completely ignoring 1) guy was drunk 2) went into the girl’s room 3) engaged in non-mutual contact

Good clip to demonstrate white male privilege to people though.