Salty

Cumpster Fire

[Salty @SodiumSupreme]

GET A JOB‼️‼️‼️❗️‼️‼️❗️❗️

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Also, I don’t say this enough, but I AM RIGHT ALL THE TIME!

IF YOU IGNORE ME, YOU DOOM YOURSELF AND DWINDLE MY PATIENCE

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“It got lost in the mail.” Tell your horse and buggy brother to take his job seriously then!

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@laforezes Your cutiemark

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@laforezes Your lust is insatiable

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@laforezes Bullet dodged. Always ask for a deposit. and yes I knew who you were talking about I do my research

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@laforezes Used you for your buttons

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Tried to dap up grandma but all she did was ask about the two dollars I owe her

[Kai @kairo7news]

Lmao the sign 😭

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

me showing the police officer a picture of my penis because I’m bored

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This paternalism must be destroyed

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@laforezes Boots the house down or something

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@laforezes “When the fajitas come out sizzling guy” his name is Jacksfilms

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One day, you will experience the most exquisite arrangement of music and animation ever put forth by mankind.

And you will say nothing because it’s a Warrior Cats M.A.P.

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“One time I was having sex—”

Stop! I don’t want to hear the rest of that story!

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The relationship between [stimulus] and [incredibly documented phenomenon] needs to be studied

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@laforezes L TA&M. I still have mine 4 years later

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Worst thing you can do for your buddy on anti-psychotics is let him stock shelves at Walmart

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Yeah, I’d say these two cans of Pringles were worth $6 of friendship it bought

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Inside you there is a Mr. Hades and an Orpheus. It’s very important that Hades beats the absolute shit out of Orpheus