Sofie Jane

3Bs: busy beautiful badass “we fall” out now on iTunes, Spotify and more #TuckFrump

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

In truth, we don’t have a health care “system.” We have a byzantine network of medical institutions dominated by the profit-making interests of insurance and drug companies.

[Kaelyn @kaelyned]

Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

[Sofie Jane @SofieCuidon]

Fuck u, next

[josh groban @joshgroban]

Working on a scary movie where you can’t.....smell....anything.

[Erika Hakmiller @ErikaFromMaine]

well my boyfriend hasn't watched my insta story and its been an hour so i guess this is his way of breaking up with me and honestly it hurts but i respect it

[Sofie Jane @SofieCuidon]

@Daniel_Sloss okiedokie so did you talk about shaving your asshole in standup just to see if others would do it just to see what it’d feel like? Because it’s not fun and I kinda blame you kinda blame my curiosity

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

In 2018 people stepped up and showed up like never before. Keep it up in 2019. We’ve got a lot of work to do, and I’ll be right there with you. Happy New Year, everybody!

[Shevrin “Shev” Jones @ShevrinJones]

What’s on the ballot?
- Healthcare
- Education
- Restoration of Rights
- Our Childrens future
*Its too much at stake for you not to vote.

Let’s help @AndrewGillum #BringItHome!!

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Sarah Sanders got upset when she was kicked out of a restaurant, but she believes that all LGBTQ people should be refused service, and not be allowed to marry, adopt or serve in the military. She agreed with her Dad when he compared gay people to animals. And she wore this:

[relatable @byreIatable]

No money November is going extremely well

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

When I remember I get an extra hour of sleep because #DaylightSavings, I am positively giddy.

When I think about helping to save America with my ONE LITTLE VOTE on Election Day, multiply that giddiness by 1,000,000.

Remember to change your clocks.

Remember to #VoteDem.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy

[Sofie Jane @SofieCuidon]

ofc she's not having fun she goes to LSU

[Andy Moore @Mooro9]

When you realise that you really really really love beer #AllDayer

[jodie @jodieegrace]

is he attractive or does he just have tattoos: a memoir

[Sofie Jane @SofieCuidon]

#youknowyoureasocialworkmajorwhen you have a dream about immigration law and correcting politicians during debates.

[karlwalters @karl__walters]

My aesthetic is shirt tucked into underwear, running late.

[Claire J Cheeseman @cjcheesecake]

I don't think my pharmacist likes me

[Sofie Jane @SofieCuidon]

even when they explained it i couldn't understand

[Erika Hakmiller @ErikaFromMaine]

Thank God men are here to explain the Me Too movement to me