SoftButtCheeks

I like boobs and a nice dinner with a side salad.

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My first & last venture into competitive gaming. #MarioKart @ Luxor Hotel and Casino https://t.co/nJQXLXs7LF

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Shadeur Sanders being a Pro Bowler killed the Pro Bowl & you can't tell me otherwise.

Smart to pull the plug on it.

All-Pro teams are the ones they need to focus & celebrate on.

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$7.19 for a Crunchwrap Supreme is downright criminal. I'm sick of you, @TacoBell.

Y'all needta remember who brought you to the dance. Stoners & drunks don't care about your goofy drinks & dessert options. We want cheap beef & cheese wrapped up in weird ways. Stop pissing me off.

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Why didn't anyone tell me how lit Dana White's Contender Series is??? Paramount+ is goated.

#DWCS

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I be getting the secondhand smoke from my GLOCK.

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Still trying to figure out how I got so much marinara on my shirt last night.

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I've added big dog to my every day vernacular & I must be stopped.

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Money make you handsome

Even if you ugly

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Y'all just put the 2 dudes with lucious hair against each other.

You ain't slick, UFC.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 4 weeks.

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@RetardoRod @dc_mma @lissmoe @danawhite I just want a level playing field for when you insult someone's physical appearance. Ya failed me, Retardo Rod. Ya failed me.

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I love pepperoni.

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@RetardoRod @dc_mma @lissmoe @danawhite Face reveal

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I can't stop thinking about the Golden Corral meatloaf.

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You couldn't trust Russell Westbrook to make any shot on the floor & was wildly inefficient. I wouldn't him want him anywhere near my team in clutch time.

Regular season super hero. Triple double machine. That's all good & dandy, but he had 0 championships.

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Y'all need to stop eating donuts with forks.

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My penis has started to quiver for NFL football.

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@DezBryant @EAMaddenNFL Denver Broncos
PS5

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You're a true degenerate if you bet on the Hall of Fame game.

Godspeed, gents 🫡

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Spirit Halloween gotta be a toxic workplace. All those seasonal employees must be cracking each other RAW in the back. Probably wearing spooky clown masks & shit.

I'm gonna apply today.

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I wanna know the percentage of retarded people that obviously have been cursed, but have been blessed with huge dicks.