CHIKADIBIA🇪🇸🇳🇬

Photographer || Agony Aunty || Soft bread || Emotionally unavailable || Introvert || Soft lifer. 😉

[CHIKADIBIA🇪🇸🇳🇬 @Soft_bread421]

I know I'm late. 😩

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Too clean! 🔥

[Monarchive @__sugarvenom]

“I want to always have it in front of me so I can memorise it🥺”

I can’t teach you everything

[Last B 🌸✨ @Ony1nyechi]

My grandma dodging bullets trying to cook the ofe ọha they invented in Ojukwu’s lab with fire from the blasts 😂

[rova @rovabtw]

they burned witches but somehow we still argue about what to do with pedophiles….

[Andy Dasani🤍 @AndaniinJapan]

The grass is greener wherever I go. I am the fertilizer, the water & the sun. 🙏🏽

[Big_Gift @GTgiftie]

I stopped my son from going to school today because he's on malaria medication and has been feeling weak, so I only sent his siblings to school.

When my daughter returned, she ran straight to her brother and started bringing books out of her schoolbag.

I asked, "Whose books are these?"

She said they were her brother's homework. Apparently, she had gone to meet his teacher to collect it for him.

Her brother immediately started shouting, "Who sent you? Who sent you? You will not let me rest!"

These two have been bickering, and I'm just here laughing.

Imagine being sick and your younger sister still bringing homework home for you. No rest, even on sick leave!

Oversabi sister! 😂😂

[Miide Adams @adams_miide]

I don't care how you were raised.

Unlearn your racism.
Unlearn your misogyny.
Learn to hate Tinubu.

You're an adult now.

[𝘽𝙄𝙂 𝙏𝙐𝙆𝙔 @BigTukyNoSmall1]

Some people are smiling in public while privately trying to figure out their entire life.

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

Muslims, let's stop lying to ourselves.

Most Muslim countries are not tolerant of other religions.

In Saudi Arabia, a Christian can't build a single church.

In Pakistan, mobs burned more than 20 churches in one day in Jaranwala over a blasphemy rumour.

In Iran, Baha'is are barred from university just for what they believe.

Meanwhile the UK has nearly 2,000 mosques, and nobody is burning them down.

We demand tolerance everywhere we're the minority.

Then refuse to give it everywhere we're the majority.

That's not faith. That's hypocrisy.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The only reasons why anyone should be beheaded:

~ if they rape children,
~ if they steal public funds,
~ if they produce and distribute fake drugs,
~ kidnap, murder, illegally harvested organs.

Of these disgusting crimes, your Prophet SAW is guilty of at least one.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[Sarah Odejayi @sisiclimate]

If you’re living in Nigeria and you didn’t litter the environment this week, like and retweet.

I want to check something.

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

I thought “spread those cheeks” meant smile. And I was on set telling this client to spread those cheeks.

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

This is the best thing you’ll see today 🥹🤍
A 10/10 recreation 👏🤍

[CHIKADIBIA🇪🇸🇳🇬 @Soft_bread421]

@its_azeezah Hi Good morning
Are you still smiling or is tears rolling down your cheeks? 😹

[CHIKADIBIA🇪🇸🇳🇬 @Soft_bread421]

@Only1Etubo Fringe wig. Oya tell me thank you 😒

[CHIKADIBIA🇪🇸🇳🇬 @Soft_bread421]

@Only1Etubo Fringe wig. Tell me thank you 😒

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

God please overstimulate me with good news, I won’t complain. I want to be overstimulated with good news.

[M🐆 @Lashayekay]

i’m not a “cooking is my passion” type of girl. it is a labor of love for me. so, if i’m cooking, i must really care for you bc i usually pretend i can’t cook for shit.😗

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Day in the life of a white blood cell in a South African.