Dive Bar Philosopher

Long-term relationship escape artist, Recovering BC Powder addict, collector of dead people's stuff,

[Dive Bar Philosopher @SoftailHD2005]

@USATODAY Weekend and Bernie's 3

[Dive Bar Philosopher @SoftailHD2005]

@jasonwhitlock He ain't that guy. No woman is interested in him

[Dive Bar Philosopher @SoftailHD2005]

@JoeBiden @kenmartin73 Thank you for choosing Kamala as your replacement

[Dive Bar Philosopher @SoftailHD2005]

@unclegarytrucks @3YearLetterman What most people don't know is Benjamin Franklin's middle name was Gary

[Dean Cain @Deancain]

Aren’t YOU the Governor?

[Dr. Simone Gold @drsimonegold]

The current situation:

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Just turn the teleprompter around so we can read it ourselves.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Well I learned my lesson. Next pandemic, I'm waiting for all the free shit before getting vaccinated.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

CDC Admits They've Been Looking Through Microscope Upside Down This Whole Time https://t.co/LFskp08qxm

[Gina Carano 🕯 @ginacarano]

❤️🤍💙

[XVIII Airborne Corps & Fort Bragg @18airbornecorps]

Capitol police officer Eugene Goodman is rightfully being hailed as a hero after singlehandedly holding back rioters from entering the Senate chambers last week.

An Iraq combat vet and member of this Corps, Eugene was a hero long before last Wednesday.

We celebrate his valor.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Praised For Accepting Election Results 4 Years Quicker Than Hillary Clinton Did https://t.co/DSZfXmXWdU

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Pelosi Cancels Impeachment Press Conference After Remembering She Doesn't Have A Podium https://t.co/JOhzT2k8KV