Simone

a purposeful search for purpose

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

I was sleeping and this thought entered my brain.

“Where the heck is castor oil derived from??! “

Will my mind ever know peace

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Do I suck at making rice or does making rice suck?

Honestly I can’t even stand the smell of rice so I’m gonna go with the latter

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

My dogs been dying for like 2 weeks! My house smells like dog death and I can’t take it anymore

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Have you felt a bassinet or crib mattress?! Dog beds are more comfy!!!

It’s no wonder babies don’t like to sleep in there

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

The way Uncle Sam taxed this bonus has me feeling like I’m bailing out the bank!! 46% taxed is wild 🥹

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Are baseball players the hottest athletes or are they all hat fishing

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Where’s the influencers with the big boobies and little booties? I need representation and someone to follow for outfits and shit

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Two boys to sleep before 8:30! Like I’m becoming a crunchy mom or something

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

The ring app is just a lost dog app honestly

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

One of the biggest scams we accept are hotel check in and check out times

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

It’s crazy that apple knows if I’m walking by my wrist

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Such a warm feeling I get from ojitos lindos

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

I think it’s weird that reels don’t have dates. Like what if this isn’t the most recent accurate info

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

I know babies start solids @ 6-8 months but I’m convinced this little guy has had a few taste of food already with all the crumbs I drop on his head

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

I was telling some other mOms how good of a sleeper both my boys are.

What was that for? Little guy showed his ASS last night and made the only liar out of me

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

I could be that I’m not quite a morning person and had to shake my kid up @ 9:30am for his 10am friends bday party but..

If this is what the 5am club is about I don’t want it

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

I took my 5 year old to a birthday party THIS SUNDAY MORNING @ 10AM. - at a bounce place no less

It is now 9:30 pm and I still can’t wrap my head around the timing of this party. Had the kids eating pizza at 11 am

[CurryMuse @Curry_Muse]

Throwback to Fergie's rendition of the national anthem at the NBA All-Star Game.

https://t.co/N3BfFc6lLa

[Simone @SoftenYoHustle]

Double chinned him real quick 😍