Andy Steele

Dave's dad, retired Concorde driver and supporter of Sunderland AFC.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@PintsBeauty

Murphy's @ Kelly's, Cobh, Co. Cork.

Best Murphy's in the south by a mile. Best place in the world by even more ❤️

#Cobh #SpikeIsland #WhiteStarLine

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan Even with his new Deirdre Barlow haircut, Rice couldn't pull the skin off a cold rice pudding.

Ended up playing as a second left back for the last 10 mins? Yep, you go boss that game from left back, Declan 🤣🤣🤣

You're a clown, mate 🤣🤣

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan I'm sure we'll all be talking about this "hellfire and brimstone" 0-0 draw against a poor Forest team for years to come.

Honestly, you don't half spout some absolute bum water.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@sweatystartup What for?

My group has done over 30u profit in the last 3 weeks.

The answer isn't banning it, the answer is doing it properly.

What next, ban cars because a minority drive recklessly and cause harm to the rest of us?

DM me if you would like to discuss further.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@TRobinsonNewEra What a horrible, small minded cunt
Please, please, PLEASE, come and see us at my pub, there's a few of us here who would love to discuss a few things with you.

Bet you don't, though. Cos ultimately, you're just a big mouthed coward bigot.

Brave on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@TRobinsonNewEra What a fucking plank. Just another wanker who thinks 5 minutes of fame and a couple of quid entitles you to be a classless prick.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@JeremyClarkson Done ✔️
I even brought the dog. I mean, he'd have probably eaten another chair if I left him at home anyway.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

Wow, water you say? Shit, hope he's ok 🤣

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan Did you know any of these kids? I suppose "conveniently" you did, eh?

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@JeremyClarkson Bet he'll try telling us he cooked a naan bread in a Corby trouser press while he was there too. Lying bastard.

#TGIS
#HillClimb
#AllettMowers
#Airfix

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@benstokes38

You have overseen one of the most disgraceful England tours in living memory.
The entire tour is already a fucking insult to England cricket fans who work hard to pay to watch you, either in the flesh or on TV.

Time to fuck off, and take McCullum with you.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan @m8arteta You also think your little bummer mate @benstokes38 is a decent England captain, and predicted he would lead us to a comfortable win in Aus.
What he has actually overseen is possibly the most embarrassing, ill-prepared, disgraceful touring team in our history.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan @m8arteta Two faced cunt

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan @ECB_cricket @benstokes38

Please can this be the end of fucking "Bazball" (whatever it was even meant to be).

Badly prepared, and then reckless, ill disciplined, embarrassing cricket. Not even close to being competitive.

McCullum out NOW!!!

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan Absolutely shamefully showing by that gum-chewing cretin McCullum and your mate @benstokes38
Shit preparation, and then reckless, ill disciplined cricket.
Completely outplayed and out thought by an average Australian team.

RIP fucking "Bazball" (whatever that was)

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@jakepaul Shock the world 🤣🤣🤣 what a wanker

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan @benstokes38 Oh come on, Piers. You're an expert wordsmith, so what exactly do you mean by "roar back"? Another "gutsy" defeat?

The "time for us to stand up and take it to them" was THE FIRST FUCKING TEST fyi!!

You love @benstokes38 despite him and McCullum making us a laughing stock.

Why?

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan Not being funny, but I'd back myself to get a couple against this Wolves team.

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan When I read "ego-ravaged clowns", I thought you must be referring to your mate @benstokes38 and his gaffer, McCullum.

Oops!!!

[Andy Steele @Softlad187]

@piersmorgan I bet you £10,000 we don't. I'll wait to hear back from you.