SoftwareJokes

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[David Pine @davidpine7]

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language. 🤣

[Bill the Lizard @lizardbill]

I go through this several times a day.

[Nehemiah @NehemiahKiv]

Does this resonate with Java developers?

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

The Sainsbury's website copywriter is having a bad day.

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

Manager: How's the project coming along?
Developer: It's on track.

The track:

[Sasha Czarkowski 🇺🇦 @DivineOps]

Do British websites use biscuits? 🤔

[WebPerf / WPO Tips @WPOtips]

What custom throttling profiles do you use? 😃
#webperf #webperformance

[Cesar Cerrudo @cesarcer]

Smart

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

When you accidentally break a link in Excel

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NaN/NaN tests passed

[Nik Sharma @mrsharma]

It's so generous of these gurus on clubhouse to help us make a million dollars before they have made a million for themselves. 🤗

[Jonathan Ogden @jogdenUK]

Podcasts saying literally nothing for 20 minutes.

[emily @emilyst]

Why wasn’t UNIX followed by UNX, UNXI, UNXII, and so on?

[Kamil Havlicek @KamilHavlicek]

Always when you want to add a "temporary" fix to your codebase - keep in mind that the Eiffel Tower was also supposed to be just "temporary"...

[Ricardo Ferreira @riferrei]

Developers commenting their code

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Finally weekend!!! 😂

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🕷️🕸️ Spiders are the only web developers who enjoy finding bugs.

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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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A Nerdic!

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- "I am half way to work!" 😂

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"Could you please send me a copy via fax?"
- "Sorry, I can't fax from here."
"And where are you?"
- "In the 21st century."