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I am smart, attractive, beautiful and above all...humble!

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Loyal #peasants, I just saw this news from @melissagorga and I'm hoping I get a #refund on all those #CHANEL diapers I bought from @envybymg after my last botched #ChampagneEnema!!! Back to @POSCHEbykimd @KimDPosche for my specialty needs, because GIRL YOU KNEW THEY WERE FAKE!

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#goodmorning my filthy, but loyal #peasants. Sorry for my absence, I was busy having my entire fave replaced with the face of a 16 year old, so I can be extra beautiful for you all.

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@lindsayRaeg I doubt anyone is, because I am not in it.

#blockedbysiggy #rhonj

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Good evening loyal #peasants. I am horrified to report that there is a peasant troll who is super jealous of my beauty, money, and IQ. Yes, @MargaretJosephs fits the bill, but I am referring to #SIGGY, who is pretending she's me. Rest assured I #BLOCKED that peon!! #rhonj

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@sjlondonkennedy @MargaretJosephs How dare you compliment @MargaretJosephs!!!! Doing so is a direct attack on me and my beauty!

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Good morning loyal #peasants. I hope you're all having a mediocre day!! While you grub in the dirt and plant your fields, I am relaxing with some #bonbons and a #ChampagneEnema while I work on my new book #soggyflicker #blockedbysiggy #happy #GreatKindnessChallenge #sunshine

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@H_I_D_E09 @KimDPosche OMG YOURE THE MEANEST #PEASANT EVER. KIM D. IS A BASTION OF LIGHT IN A CRUEL AND CALLOUS WORLD

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@PJS18 @Meri3410 @jamie38336576 @MargaretJosephs @melissagorga @daniellestaub They're going to end it and create Real Housewife: Soggy, because I'm just that amazing!!!

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@primavera_susan @MaryJoMurfee @doseofhousewife HOW DARE YOU REFERENCE CAKE IN SUCH AN INFLAMMATORY MANNER!

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Good morning #peasants. My manservant showed me this photo this morning during my daily #coffeeenema. I think @MargaretJosephs is trying to have me committed!!!! She will stop at nothing! #blockedbysiggy #rhonj #goodmorning

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Good evening loyal #peasants. Before my nightly champagne #colonic and caviar bath, I thought I'd share my new book cover. I love it! I hope you all learn to be almost as amazing as me.. or as much as you lower lifeforms can, that is. #blockedbysiggy #teamsoggy #RHONJ

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@PJS18 @Meri3410 @jamie38336576 @MargaretJosephs @melissagorga @daniellestaub Yeah... I wash up daily!!!! You just wish you were as clean as me!

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@PJS18 @Meri3410 @jamie38336576 @MargaretJosephs @melissagorga @daniellestaub Oh no no no missy. The people want me and love me and can't live without me. No one needs these extra housewives! #blockedbySiggy #someonestartasoggyfanclub

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@RealHWTea @AngelDavisBr Andy is clearly antisoggymetic! Shame shame shame on you!!!!

#blockedbySiggy

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@plainviewsue Never! You will be upgraded and join the ranks of my loyal #peasants.

#blockedbySiggy #soggyflicker #RHONJ #beautiful

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@AngelDavisBr Ok ok youre forgiven just this once, because clearly you recognize how wrong you were. Don't worry though I'll be mad again in 15 minutes.

...I'm just like Chinese food that way.

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@StevinRex OMG your cancerous mole makes you 1/47th as beautiful as I am!! Congrats #1/47thPeasant!

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@lawanamarzolf Everyone LOVES The Sig. I am beautiful and wonderful and fabulous. Margaret threatened to put me in a torture chamber in her basement!!!!! No one has been #blockedbysiggy

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@MaryJoMurfee That's right! Why else have credit cards?!

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Good evening loyal #peasants. Just remember that though you may not be sipping cristal or jetting to Milan like me, it's only because you're not as loved, special and blessed as I am. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy mediocrity! Buy my book to learn how! #blockedbySiggy