a can of beans

if you know what you’re doing please let me know.

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

@Lakers get those boys paid up. Can’t be losing our hottest bench in a while

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

Austin Reaves and Lonnie Walker IV for MVP of game 4. Shit.

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

Some kid at the lakers game just bricked like 6 three pointers in a row on a thirty second timer. At his age that sounds fucking terrifying

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

If you don’t masturbate you should legally be disallowed from holding public office. Can’t be voting bills into law if you’ve never had post nut clarity

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

Corporate America is a wolf in liberal’s clothing

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

@JoeBiden Is your senility kicking in again? Apathy and active support are two different concepts. You’re still taking counsel from capitalist robber barons and vying for their policies instead of the working class

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

IF I WERE A FISH AND U CAUGHT ME YOUD SAY LOOK AT THAT FISH

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

Everyone has always just been impatient with me. They choose what’s always easier for them and in my case it’s usually just leaving. Nobody ever had the patience or the love to just stay and be kind. It’s a lonely world when no one understands who you are.

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

It’s such an extremely difficult and dissonant feeling. To be on the outside looking in. Especially when the exclusion is of the one thing that’s really supposed to make us human. It makes me feel cold. Worthless. What good is a life when all you feel is dead

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

Two stepping is just white peoples’ version of garba lmfaoooo

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

@minkakelly is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet. That voice. That smile. Oof!

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

@sxpientia Two Ls in one tweet congrats

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

I was serious I need all the hugs morherfuckers 🔫

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

I’m honestly so done with it. If y’all got virtual hugs send them my way bc I’m just so fucking tired of seeing how shitty this world is and feelin like I can’t do anything to change it.

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

I’m honestly so done with it. If y’all got virtual hugs send them my way bc I’m just so fucking tired of seeing how shitty this world is and feelin like I can’t do anything to change it.

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALL OF THIS LIFE SHIT IS LITERALLY SO DUMB

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

So much fucking hope for this world is squandered in my nihilism and cynicism riddled brain. It feels so hard to think otherwise. All of the time.

[a can of beans @Sohum_]

@RepMTG hey what’s your favorite flavor of crayon to eat?