The Soil

You treat me like dirt.

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

he best food comes from the produce section. Where do you think the produce section comes from? #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Nothing I like better than getting under your fingernails. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

In the event of a #zombieapocalypse, I’d put my money on the zombies. They actually have something to eat. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

I suppose the fact that you care more about my gold than my food should have told me something. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

This may surprise you, but I’m not a fan of beets either. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Show me a man who’s afraid to get dirty and I’ll show you a man who drinks Chardonnay. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

I’d rather be six feet under than up there with the humans. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Who thought it was a great idea to spray chemicals on things that one eats? #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Earthquakes scare me, too. But not as much as you do. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

I’m pretty sure deserts don’t give you truffles. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

I can entertain your children for hours. You could at least thank me for that. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

If “not eating” is a favorite pastime of yours then you’re doing great. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

I predict fasting will become a lot more popular in the future. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Fruits, vegetables, berries, mushrooms. Fall is when I’m in my prime. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Next time you go to a farmers market think of me. Then think of you without me. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

You must really like deserts. Every time I turn my back you turn me into one. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Raise a hand if you like to eat. Wait, let me rephrase that, RT if you like to eat. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Why do you insist on turning me into desert? What has the desert ever done for you? #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Harvest time is when I’m at my best. #NatureIsSpeaking

[The Soil @Soil_CI]

Do you realize I'm just a thin skin on this planet? #NatureIsSpeaking