TESO GOTCHA

If Politicians Kill Everyone, Whom Would They Steal From?

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

He ain't deserve no shit. He's just a weak mf. You know what it means for the backhead to be repeatedly banged against a wall? He could do some good time in hospital, trying to prove a nonexistent point

[AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!! @engrICO2015]

If not for the camera in this house , no human will ever believe that a women could do this to her husband !

OMO this guy deserves an award for holding himself without retaliating ! Such men are very few .

What do you think ?

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

And no one recommended updating the military training aspect of the NYSC. It'll become another school for repeated old notes. Why did you leave out the military training, important for our current security reality. Military don't learn tech and entrepreneurship?

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

The first three weeks is general leadership and entrepreneurship training. The last three weeks is an introduction to your own area of interest, from
Tech, to public service, to agriculture, to the creative industry, etc., mentored by people who have have done it and been successful at it.

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

At this critical time in Nigeria, NYSC should up the military training. This doesn't stop any new thing to be included in the programme

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

I am proud to have contributed to this and grateful that Mr President and FEC approved all our recommendations without any changes. We move! | NYSC Reforms: FG Replaces Military Leadership, Redesigns Uni https://t.co/j1VCnvckaD

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

This post looks more like a tacit support since the message is hidden in a url. Which vigilante is gonna open that to see the rest? Is the Xenophobia State-sanctioned?

[Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 @CyrilRamaphosa]

My Fellow South African,

Tomorrow, 30 June, marks the date that several groupings have identified for protests against undocumented immigration in South Africa.  

🔗 https://t.co/BQUVyEu0If

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

It's heckling for them to fly in, play and leave the US immediately. It must be real resilience to achieve the kinda results they've pulled off, thus far. Some other countries wudda been defeated, psychologically. People wey bomb no fit break

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Iran are not concerned with winning. They are only here to not let you win

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

Do you travel? Not like Lagos to Abuja travel. If you do travel, most of what you eat is cooked by men. I also have a friend from Akwa Ibom, whose soup, even my wife loves to eat. He's turned the hubby into online business now. Very neat guy. He's straight

[Dr Fab @Tufab]

First sign of g@y. I can’t even allow a man be my chef. Imagine having big hairy chest in the kitchen slicing onions to cook spaghetti for me & to make it worse, he fit con dy sing Rihanna song. I no go chop the food o

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

I could be very healthy but once I swallow ogbono, I'ma jump out of that table to go vomit, straight up. Then, there's pork that gives me immediate internal cold a goose bumps

[BIG-ANDY 🇳🇬🥷 @__bigandy]

Are there Nigerians with serious allergies? Like when you eat nuts, your face swell up. Something like that or it's not a Nigerian thing?

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

I like the way Charley Boy always moves young. His health watch is top notch. I like this kinda style

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Obasanjo and Peter Obi this evening….see how Sanwoolu dey look am 😂😂

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

Na this lawyer go finish Keneth pata pata. What kinda lawyer is this? He intends to damage Kenneth or remedy the situation? Someone, make me understand, pls!

[Frater விக்டர் (Viktar) @IViktarIdam]

What is “abroad”?
What is “diaspora”?

Anyone not living in their homeland is living abroad, and that also means the person is in the diaspora.

Kenneth Okonkwo’s lawyers are doing damage control. They don’t mean well for him.

Even the lawyer who wrote this statement deserves to be sued too.

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

@NigeriaStories Did that lawsuit format his head?

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

I've sent you a DM. Hope it delivers.

[ADEWUYI Roseline Adebimpe @AdewuyiRoseline]

@Sojalusman Absolutely 💯. I am interested

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

We could work on some publications. I've a PhD in French Comparative Literature (Caribbean & West African Literature). I'm not a woman though ( per the context of your post)

[ADEWUYI Roseline Adebimpe @AdewuyiRoseline]

B.A. French (First Class Honours) – Obafemi Awolowo University
Best Female Graduating Student, Faculty of Arts (OAU)

M.A. French (Distinction) – University of Ibadan
Best Graduating Student, Department of European Studies

Ph.D. French Literature – Purdue University, USA
Student of the Year

DALF C2 (French Language Proficiency)

Chegg Global Student Prize 2024 Top 50 Finalist (Selected from over 11,000 nominations across 176 countries)

I am honored to be nominated by JCI Nigeria as one of the Top 30 Outstanding Young Persons in the category of Academic Accomplishments and Leadership.
I would greatly appreciate your vote and support:

https://t.co/aiGfYjp45z

Thank you. 🙏🏽

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

He gave SA the tag of " white genocide". You like to celebrate white people. Don't worry! Soon, you won't even have a black President. You'll be proud to say "I'm black SAn", in your own country. Continue to hate on Malema, too.

[South Africa First @Kvnza_SA]

While you are supporting Mexico remember that a South African born inventor and business man just because a trillionaire today. The only man to ever touch this status. You can hate us but our DNA won’t change 🇿🇦✌️

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

He’s trying to show them his documents, but do they even want to see?

Oh we’re fighting against “illegal migrants”, useless set of people.

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

"At 38 without a man. Might as well stay single. Prolly good at it. Why do you wanna quit? I hate quitters"

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

No sis, at 38?

you’re not wrong oh!

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

Referee said: "Nope! Here, you're not ellowed to atteck foreinels leike that" 😂😂

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

South Africa trolled by African fans in wake of World Cup loss https://t.co/HsdL4EoAWI

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

This is the same hype and make-belief they gave to Ukraine, then. Remove US from the equation and see if Israel is worth the hype. "Obliterated" that keeps going isn't really obliterated

[Everest @novieverest]

Iran used the ceasefire to buy defense systems from China. Israel used 3 hours to destroy the defense systems.

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

You kidding or what? Do you know the Catholic Church in Nigeria, at all?

[Mobilisingnigerians™ @mobilisingniger]

There is no Church in Nigeria that has made an impact on Nigerians, in terms of employment, health, education and skills acquisition as much as RCCG has done. RCCG has also encouraged it's members to get involved in their core civic responsibility on election which is to vote and to be voted for.

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

Nigerian Christians will keep believing that these guys would save them, until the Xtians get wiped off the surface of Nigeria. History is one good friend but many neglect it

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: "On Nigeria, where many were very concerned about violence against Christians, we are now actively in counterterrorism cooperation with the Nigerian government and Nigerian security forces."

[TESO GOTCHA @Sojalusman]

Was God resting when the GO took over the mantle to protest? God didn't even have as much work to do for Nigeria as he does now. What changed in the GO?

[RCCG @rccghq]

The Almighty God will deliver Nigeria from the shackles of Terrorism and Corruption in the mighty name of Jesus. Everyone in captivity would be freed and returned home safely and the enemies of Nigeria would have no peace in Jesus name (AMEN) !