Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐

//big titty goth girl//Juggalette//psychotherapist//

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

WHY DID NO ONE TRY TO GET “SPACE COWBOY” PUSHED THROUGH AS THE NAME FOR SPACE FORCE MEMBERS??!!

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

Not to worry, y’all. @CVSHealth has now deleted my prescription from my profile. Probably to turn off the “overdue fill” alerts or better yet, ensure the shortage doesn’t negatively impact their fill stats. Thanks, @CVSHealth

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

I’m not saying the Adderall shortage is dire, but my pharmacist told me they literally have no idea if or when they will have it in stock again. So… that’s fun.

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

I’m not saying the Adderall shortage is dire, but my pharmacist told me they literally have no idea if or when they will have it in stock again. So… that’s fun.

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

stranded in Seattle for an undetermined time, with no word on my connecting flight being rescheduled. In fact, the connecting flight is fine. It just leaves a full 32 hours before my new flight. Please help.

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

@AlaskaAir just rescheduled my first flight for an entire day *after* my connecting flight. Umm... is Doc Brown flying the plane?

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

For real though, could someone at @AlaskaAir contact me today? My ticket is a 1-way flight. I'm moving - the lease on my apartment ends today. I'm going to be stranded in my originating city for 2 days and then again (1/2)

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

I couldn't give a shit less about the Super Bowl, but you better believe I'll make a charcuterie to sit around and wait for the Pantone Color of the Year announcement.

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

First year I've ever listened to these guys more than I listen to Forensic Files. Thanks @lpontheleft for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 83,374 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/myrKUngT4U

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

Thanks @lpontheleft for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 83,374 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/myrKUngT4U

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

Thanks @theestallion for spending 1,251 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Her. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RHAzlQEAyK

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

Oh man, I sure am upset that @DonaldTrump is back on Twitter. I'd hate for him to have the opportunity to further incriminate himself 280 characters at a time! :O

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

How do normal people handle jet-lag? Is it not by studying fictional MCU canon legal precedents? #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

As a long time fan, it is such a gift to witness how @marcusparks' research and academia style has been honed and refined over the years. Really impressed with this week's episode, guys.

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

@geminifay Even cisgender men and women whose T levels are low can suffer from agitation, sleeplessness, night sweats, depression, and more. It is so important that everyone have their levels checked! You don't have to be a male or masc for T to dramatically improve your mental health.

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

@shirtsthtgohard ¡No nací ayer!

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

Crystals can hold very significant meanings!!! For example, if you come across a smokey quartz in your washing machine it means you forgot to empty your pockets again, Heather. 🪨 🔮🤦🏻‍♀️

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

Serving big Nico energy 🌄
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[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

I'm jumping into comedy solely as a means of pursuing my true passion: flyering. Turns out folks are pretty uncomfortable with slips of paper being shoved in their face at the dinner table. And at dimly lit funerals. Gotta take my skills to the streets. 📃

[Geraint Evans is: AuDHD @GeraintWorks]

The ADHD "I have loads of time" to "shitshitshitshitshit" pipeline

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

*red as a beet

[Neuroflipical 🦇🧠🪐 @SojournerBluth]

@LPontheleft What are the odds that Toby and Terry were experiencing anticholinergic toxicity? In nursing we remember the symptoms with the following mnemonic: "mad as a hatter, dry as a bone, red as a best". First thought when I heard the men's complaints.