Soju Drew

Korean by birth, American by choice.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@LizzyStarrrdust

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@janefkndoe I'll take "Methican or British?" For 300 Alex.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

You won't find these

[Mark Gustav @MarcusGustavus]

Red-state conservative, smiling optimistically: We just need to persuade people in the market place of ideas!

Blue-state conservative with a thousand yard stare: [Takes a long drag on a cigarette] So the first thing we need to do is kill everyone.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@fire_starter457 Lmao, not really.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@jerrycurld Time for me to go fuck with...me.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

If that's the case, then parallel-universe-me is a dick. Time to influence dick-me's fate in a not-good way.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: A new quantum theory says parallel-universe versions of you may be influencing your fate.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@ForestMommy A fat, ugly, DEI woman. Shocker.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@MDoughertyCO Fuck off, tyrant.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@4nt1p4tt3rn Accurate.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@adamreviewsfilm I'm gonna watch it, and I'm gonna enjoy it.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@FreeStateColor1 If we really wanted to celebrate in CO...

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@Rank1Apples From the (partially installed) ceiling to the walls...

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@ForestMommy She sure is...Husky.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@LizzyStarrrdust My wife is taller than me. I make her get things on shelves I can't reach and do uppies. Also hugs are fun. I am living every short oriental guy's dream.

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

@LizzyStarrrdust My dumb oriental ass thought this was actually about (the eating kind of) rice test. 🤦‍♂️

[Soju Drew @SojuDrew]

I really should read up on this.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Have you studied up?