GMS

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[GMS @Sokey_3]

@juxcallmegolden My phone fell when I got down from keke and I only realised after a few minutes. I called and someone directed me to his shop. I went there, he handed it over and I thanked him immensely because it was my last card I used to drop at that junction. The wife said I'm ungrateful

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@mumaijay He's a fat fool!

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@LouisaChidinma Even though she won't have another biological child, some women are very okay with adoption. He should worry about himself and leave her to worry about her fertility. Impotent bastard!

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@Orifunke You people! I went to market to select pants for myself. I picked all the sexy ones that I know should size me perfectly. No method I neva use drag the pant to climb my waist! It cannot gooooo😭 and to think the vendor was showing me bigger ones!

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@Deputyzaddy I remember one day our driver drove carelessly, and my mom started shouting that it's her entire existence that's inside his vehicle

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@Deputyzaddy But my own family caution is that everyone should be together and keep an eye on each other🥲
Does that mean husband and wife will enter different vehicles so the children won't lose both parents just in case?

Omo, I'm really curious biko. This is the opposite of my entire life

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@Deputyzaddy Omo.. going through cs, and I see say una dey really prepare for the worst while hoping for the best.

This line of thought has never crossed anyone in my family. If space no dey for all of us, we no dey enter😭

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@OmecheOko The padlock that is holding you are in your mouth and legs. The keys are in your hands. I won't say more

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@Nigeriangod_ I'm happier than you broo. Very gutter behaviour! Make dem put hard labour inside the sentence. And I hope they treat him like an ashewo in jail!

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@Zainab_Folasade This is the first time I'm hearing sugar in yam in my entire life

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@EzinneamakaO As e don big make e sue him papa!😭 he will win
But I don get inspo sha🤣

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@Ruky_Baby27 If you wan go, call me. Make I finally use my uniform do something beneficial

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She had to give him 4500. She was so angry she didn't know what to do with stolen money. She came back to tell her husband, now he said she should've given the entire 9k because it's stolen.
@shoptemu how can this be undone? What's this "promo"?

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There is a new scam ongoing!
Last week I helped my sis pick a temu order and the man was telling me he wanted to show me a new promo where I could get refunded for most things I've bought from temu. I didn't like the sound of it plus it wasnt my order so I told him I'm in a hurry

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The next thing was an alert of 9k. She asked what it meant because there should be procedures if it was a promo and "does opay do cash promos?". The man told her to enter the bank app and give him 4500. It was no longer negotiation. There were boys around ready to enforce it

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Yesterday my sis went to pick another order. The man told her there's an ongoing promo, and she'll give him money for mineral from what she gsts. She said okay. He requested her phone and started scrolling in the temu app. She got impatient, but he kept telling her to wait.

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@Niella085 Your parents know you and they can tell which friend is bad for you. In the same way you can tell which friend / relative is bad for your parents.
When our vision gets blurred by emotions, we need people to help us see.

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Me I curse am back o. I tell her say she no go see who go buy am something today🥲

But what have I done wrong?

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Just had an encounter with one bambiala girl, I was licking sweet.
Girl- dash me sweet
Me- no
Girl- oya find me something
Me- dem dey find una something everyday, you find me something today
She pretended not to hear.. she repeated her request, I repeated mine.
She grudgingly

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Gave me 1h from her bag. I told her if she really wants me to have it, she should go and buy me this type of sweet. After dragging her feet, she went for it. Came back with sweet and I told her to lick it😭 that it's for her.
No be small curse this girl start to curse me o