Adam Sokol

Some college. I've written stuff for @nytimes @someecards @WhiskeyJournal @redshirtsdieFS Here's some jokes in video form:

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Wrote a dumb thing. Give it a read if you want. Or not. I’m not the boss of you.

https://t.co/rObSHvXL0I

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@HowsMyDrivingNY
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I could really go for some precedented times right about now.

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Yes. There were two sieg heils at the inauguration yesterday. But in Trump’s defense, MGM set the over under at 5.5.

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Trump paints grim picture of US. Cites country’s embrace of Trump as proof.

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Crazy that bars will come up with a whole elaborate mocktail menu instead of just keeping some goddamn Gatorade on hand.

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Not really a TikTok guy, but I get the anger. Like if the feds banned Star Trek and everyone was like “don’t worry you can still watch all the SeaQuest DSV you want.” Fuck you, it’s not the same!

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I’m sure there’s gonna be a special LA fires edition of Chicago Fire and it is gonna suuuuuuuuck.

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I've been doing retail sales a while now, but I'm still amazed whenever someone buys something just because I told them to.

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I’m afraid this will just encourage homeless people to sleep up there

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Hell yeah. Excited to run this back! Already stocking up on toilet paper, bleach, and whatever equine supply brand that’s sponsoring Joe Rogan these days.

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The most scared I’ve even been is after watching Inland Empire my wife said “I think I need to say it again before I form opinion.” #davidlynch

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Can’t go out tonight. I’m busy.

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It’s a bummer to lose TikTok but it’s important to remember that it’s also given careers to some absolute dog shit comedians.

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Kidz Bop be like “I want to hug you like a Garanimal”

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All the amazing Jimmy Carter eulogies makes you wonder if people will talk about you that way. I need to start living so that when I’m gone people say Adam Sokol also was the 39th president.

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We’re being held due to train traffic ahead.

Bear Grylls: whelp, guess I should start drinking my pee

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Targeted ads calling my weak ass out for taking the train most this week

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Important reminder that you aren’t being pressed for comment. You can just let something pass without putting your dumb thoughts out there.

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This reminds me of a baseball podcast that opened with “today’s September 11th. On this day in history Pete Rose broke Ty Cobb’s hit record.”

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@AGoldmund Don’t have a pod but would love to hang!