Stolas Undermoon 🦉

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[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

context for those of you (everyone) who dont know who keith howel is bc he’s an honorary hank to me

[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

@serveriority they killed him before season 2 episode 9 and replaced him with an imposter

[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

@nayeonquacks mine would’ve been a chevy

[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

@JB_washere Waittttt

[JB (College era the sequel) @JB_washere]

I had a little idea but i dont know how well twt would handle it so i drew these instead

#HelluvaBoss

[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

string theory makes sense it explains why i feel like rly grossed out by worms its bc im worms im time and matter worms and everything is worms

[✦ jenn ୨୧ @GemJennz]

stolas stans don't even defend him anymore they just come up with the world's dumbest strawmen

[zay dante @zaydante]

he been lying in wait for a worse cheater to pop up LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dirk/Ken @b1tc_hb0y]

Hellvers fans will tell you the rapist characters aren’t real and you shouldn’t treat them like real people and then defend their every action like them niggas pay their bills.

[taylor venus 🏳️‍🌈 🍉🦋 @vampirealicent]

so many friendships that were admittedly probably already on thin ice have been ultimately ruined by my OCD compulsion to overexplain to the point I sound like I’m trying to convince them of smthn when I’m just trying to make sure I’ve covered everything and not accidentally lied

[cheeseburger sanwich @thecheesedone]

@realDubyaBush me when im reading about a "duck" and the "duck" looks like a duck and quacks like a duck

[SCARED George W. Bush @realDubyaBush]

i'm confused

[Offbrand Deltatraveler @obdt_twt]

If she thinks this is an accurately summary of Blitzø and Stolas’s relationship as described by their argument in that episode, she’s genuinely morally bankrupt

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘 🖤🕸💀🕸🖤 @gothtism444]

I got hit by a scammer like this in college, but they didn't count on me being broke & suic*dal and not giving a fuck lol

[Emy 🦈 @EmyVioleto]

Es que imaginen Blitz arromantico y literal por eso no logra establecer una atracción romántica por los demás. Y los otros personajes en Apology Tour prácticamente lo obligan a que debió sentirlo,,,, wow. Demasiado profundo, me encantó, para mi es canon chau

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

How cops perceive age

[emma @do_not_test_me]

the ever-eloquent 3liza (rip an excellent twitter account) posted this recently which is concise and correct

[sqeebable @psychoteddyyyy]

First ever helluva boss post I’m so fucking sorry, I’m just a big Stella and Octavia fan
#HelluvaBoss‌

[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

@BlairNerevarine thats fine im not trying to convince you. My intention with the Qrt is to make fun of you

[Stolas Undermoon 🦉 @SolacebelowMoon]

Dont-Show-Tellaverse fans when you come to a conclusion that wasnt spelled out and made as obvious as possible and shoved down your throat

[Feral Mama Millie 🔥 @BlairNerevarine]

@concretesweets Where did it ever say she was illiterate and unable to write? 😂

Stolas saying he didn't know she could read or spell was said in anger, not as a fact lol

[Haoyu 浩宇 @adeptalenergy]

Its not inconsiderate when some mental illnesses can be so severe that people become catatonic, or you know, kill themselves. You just don't see mental health conditions as disabling, because they very much can be