Walk into a gas station to get my 10 tins of zyn peppermint 6 mg …
And I’m stuck behind a fuckin WIDE LOAD grabbing a XXXXXXXL Big gulp cup for his 16th soda today.
That grinds my gears
Love when people cut you off then slow down 20 MPH..
Buddy I’m going to my miserable 9-5 at 6 am I will drive directly into your passenger seat we can both meet our maker
We are not the same
I am dry scooping 400 mg of caffeine at 4 am just to show up to the job site and ask the women there if they are “administrative assistants”
President Trump on the Chinese military
“I never saw so many soldiers all the same height, exactly the same height, within a quarter of an inch.
You can do that when you have 1.4 billion people.
If they put their helmets down, you could’ve played pool on the top of their heads.”
🚨🚨THIS IS WILD🚨🚨
#BEARS HC BEN JOHNSON IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER THE COMEBACK PLAYOFF WIN AGAINST GREEN BAY.
“MAN… F*CK THE #PACKERS”
“F*CK THEM.”
WOW 😳😳😳
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