WHAT?!

Builders leave fingerprints.
Spectators leave comments.
WHAT?!

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

WHAT?! IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!

The wait is over. The building begins. 🛠️

Not another empty promise.
Not another copy-paste meme.

A community. A vision. A new beginning.

🟡 $WHAT | Solana

📋 CA:
G83dbEPYFfaiSwmvR8rwdSVMy6beV4whNpXhtDTZ2dCU

Most projects build tokens.
WE BUILD BUILDERS.

WHAT?! 🚀

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

@_LaunchX Sounds very attractive

[Launch @_LaunchX]

Dev Updates:

- 1 sec charts on https://t.co/Sw2N3ZuQgr
- Upgraded our backend server to support MUCH more traffic on the platform.

[Launch @_LaunchX]

I believe we're about to END @Pumpfun's reign over memecoin launches.

The anger towards Pumpfun is at an ALL-TIME HIGH, and it's not hard to understand why.

For over a year, the community has been complaining about Block 0 bundling, constant PvP and developers extracting fees from traders.

Yet we're still dealing with the exact same problems every day.

I've spent a LOT of time building an alternative that actually addresses what people have been asking for.

Today, I am introducing LAUNCH.

We're ushering in a NEW ERA of memecoin launches, with every coin deployed directly on Stonk Fun.

Here's how it works:

1. We're removing the developer's Block 0 advantage.

Every coin is deployed through LAUNCH's controlled infrastructure directly on Stonk Fun, meaning creators cannot use their own deployment wallets to bundle the initial supply.

This removes a major advantage developers have over ordinary traders, although independent snipers can still participate.

2. We're giving original narratives a chance to survive.

One narrative shouldn't have five competing coins fighting over the same liquidity within minutes.

LAUNCH restricts duplicate tickers for 60 minutes and prevents the same tweet from being used for repeated launches.

We can't stop PvP across other platforms, but we can stop encouraging it through our own launch process.

3. We're putting creator fees to work for traders.

Instead of allowing developers to withdraw creator fees, LAUNCH automatically recycles 100% of them into buybacks and burns every 3 minutes.

The more trading activity a coin generates, the more fees become available for its buyback flywheel.

This gives communities a way to compete against copycat launches using the fees their own activity generates, rather than watching those fees disappear into someone else's wallet.

And the entire launch process is completely FREE, with every coin deployed directly on Stonk Fun.

But here's where I need the community's support.

I've built the infrastructure to address the problems we've been complaining about, but changing this ecosystem requires people to actually support better alternatives.

We cannot keep demanding fairer launches while continuing to reward the same mechanics that have frustrated traders for over a year.

I want people to start choosing coins where trading fees are reinvested into the token, rather than extracted by developers.

That flywheel creates the potential for stronger launches and greater upside, although no buyback mechanism can guarantee success.

I genuinely believe we have an opportunity to end Pumpfun's dominance and change how memecoins are launched.

I've done the work to build an alternative. Now I need the community behind it.

Let's end Pumpfun's reign and usher in a NEW ERA of launches.

Web: https://t.co/GKHkdfLGx9

How it works: https://t.co/6dV1w8S2Xa

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

Sunday plans:

☕ Coffee
📱 Check the portfolio
🧠 Question every life decision
📱 Check the portfolio again

A peaceful day in crypto. 😂

WHAT?! 🟡

[Stonk @LaunchOnSF]

StonkFun Update
(October 24th)

Daily:
Revenue: $61,299
Burned: 319.18K $STONK

Cumulative:
Revenue: $38.17M
Holder Rewards: $97.65M

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

BITCOIN’S CALENDAR JUST GOT REKT. 💀

THE MIDTERM BOTTOM PATTERN:

2014: BOTTOM AFTER ELECTIONS
2018: BOTTOM AFTER ELECTIONS
2022: BOTTOM AFTER ELECTIONS

2026?

BTC’S LOW SO FAR: JULY 1.
125 DAYS BEFORE THE NEXT MIDTERMS.

$57,850 → ~$81,455.

THAT’S A 40% RECOVERY.

BUT BTC IS STILL DOWN ~6% OVER 30 DAYS.

SO WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PATTERN NOW? 👀

DID BITCOIN BREAK THE SCRIPT…

OR ARE WE JUST CONNECTING DOTS ON A CHART AND CALLING IT ALPHA? 🤡

CYCLE MAXIS, YOUR MOVE.

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

IRYS IS GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE. 💀

📈 +198% IN 24H
🚀 +531% IN 7 DAYS
💸 $1.47B TRADING VOLUME
☠️ $21.4M IN SHORTS LIQUIDATED

AND TOMORROW?

77.6M IRYS TOKENS UNLOCK.

NO CONFIRMED CATALYST.
LEVERAGE EXPLODING.
PRICE MOVING LIKE IT OWES SOMEONE MONEY.

BUT HERE'S THE REAL QUESTION:

IS THIS A LEGIT BREAKOUT…

OR A SHORT SQUEEZE FUELED BY FOMO BEFORE NEW SUPPLY HITS THE MARKET? 👀

UNLOCK ≠ INSTANT DUMP.

BUT BUYING A 5X CANDLE WITHOUT A THESIS?

THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME EXIT LIQUIDITY.

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

CRYPTO HAS TWO PERSONALITIES RIGHT NOW. 💀

THURSDAY:
SPOT BTC ETFs: -$635.6M.

FRIDAY:
ANOTHER -$137.9M OUT.

WALL STREET'S BTC FLOWS?
LOOKING ROUGH.

MEANWHILE, ON THE DEGEN DESK:

₿ BTC: +0.5%
MEMECOINS: +2.9%
PEPE: +13%.

SAME MARKET.
ETF FLOWS TURN RED.
FROG CANDLES TURN GREEN. 🐸

SO WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING?

IS CAPITAL LOSING ITS APPETITE FOR RISK…

OR IS CRYPTO JUST ROTATING FROM
"INSTITUTIONAL ADOPTION"
TO "WHO'S BUYING THIS FROG?" 🤡

ETF OUTFLOWS ≠ BTC IS DEAD.
A MEME PUMP ≠ ALTSEASON IS BACK.

BUT THE CONTRAST IS WILD.

WHAT?! 🛠️

[Stonk @LaunchOnSF]

StonkFun Update
(October 23rd)

Daily:
Revenue: $169,996
Burned: 836.93K $STONK

Cumulative:
Revenue: $38.08M
Holder Rewards: $97.27M

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

🤖 AI IS CHANGING BITCOIN’S SECURITY PLAYBOOK. 💀

BITCOIN CORE JUST CHANGED HOW IT HANDLES BUGS AI CAN FIND WITH A SIMPLE PROMPT.

OLD STRATEGY: KEEP THE VULNERABILITY QUIET. GIVE USERS TIME TO UPDATE.

NEW STRATEGY: PATCH FAST. DISCLOSE WITH THE FIX.

WHY?

AI IS MAKING SOME BUGS WAY TOO EASY TO REDISCOVER.

BUT THERE’S A CATCH…

LESS TIME TO TEST THE PATCH BEFORE IT SHIPS. 👀

SO WHAT’S MORE DANGEROUS?

🐛 A BUG THAT STAYS HIDDEN TOO LONG?

OR

⚡ A PATCH THAT SHIPS TOO FAST?

AI ISN’T JUST WRITING CODE ANYMORE.

IT’S CHANGING THE RULES OF CRYPTO SECURITY.

CODE IS LAW.
AI JUST FOUND THE FINE PRINT. 🤡

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

$16M IN USDT MOVED.

COINDCX: “OLD WALLETS. NOT A NEW HACK.” 👀

ZACHXBT: ONE OF THOSE ADDRESSES WAS STILL SWEEPING DEPOSITS IN APRIL & MAY 2026.

THE EXCHANGE SAYS A DEPOSIT-SWEEPING FAILURE CAUSED THE LOSSES.

AFFECTED USERS WERE CREDITED.

ACTIVE WALLETS? REPORTEDLY SAFE.

SO NO CONFIRMED NEW HACK.

BUT A $16M QUESTION ABOUT WALLET HYGIENE, TRANSPARENCY & TRUST. 💀

IN CRYPTO, “FUNDS ARE SAFU” ISN’T THE END OF THE STORY.

SHOW US THE TX HISTORY.

ON-CHAIN DOESN’T FORGET. 🧾

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

YOUR STABLECOIN YIELD JUST GOT A PLOT TWIST. 💀

OCT 21: THE U.S. OCC FINALIZED ITS GENIUS ACT RULES.

STABLECOIN ISSUERS? NO DIRECT INTEREST.

CRYPTO EXCHANGES? REWARDS MAY SURVIVE — CASE BY CASE.

EXISTING PROGRAMS? NO AUTOMATIC SAFE PASS. 👀

THE RULES KICK IN JAN 18, 2027.

BANKS WANTED THE YIELD TAP TURNED OFF.

REGULATORS LEFT THE DOOR OPEN — WITH A COMPLIANCE CHECKPOINT. 🤡

SO IS THIS FAIR COMPETITION WITH BANKS…

OR SHADOW BANKING IN A HOODIE? 😂

YOUR MOVE, CRYPTO.

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

XRPL’S BUG FIX WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LIVE TODAY. 💀

THEN CONSENSUS BLINKED.

29 YES VOTES REQUIRED.
SUPPORT DROPPED TO 26/35.

14-DAY COUNTDOWN? RESET. 🤡

NEW TARGET: NOV 4.

AND THE PATCH CLOSES A WEIRD TOKEN BUG:

A PERMISSION MEANT TO BURN TOKENS COULD ALLOW TOKEN CREATION UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS. 👀

NO, THIS ISN’T A REPORTED HACK.

IT’S A REMINDER THAT EVEN SHIPPING A BUG FIX REQUIRES CONSENSUS.

BLOCKCHAIN GOVERNANCE: WHERE ONE BAD CHECKPOINT CAN SEND YOUR DEADLINE BACK TO DAY ZERO. 😂

CODE IS LAW.
BUT FIRST, GET THE VOTES.

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

Crypto has thousands of projects.

Millions of tickers.

And somehow, you still end up asking:

WHAT?! 😂🟡

[Stonk @LaunchOnSF]

StonkFun Update
(October 22nd)

Daily:
Revenue: $166,251
Burned: 893.07K $STONK

Cumulative:
Revenue: $37.92M
Holder Rewards: $95.67M

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

SOLANA HAS A $579M LIQUIDITY POOL.

ACTUAL USDC INSIDE?

$19.27. 💀

BITQUERY JUST EXPOSED A SUSPECTED WASH-TRADING MACHINE:

$1.4B IN VOLUME.
438 POOLS.
~$12K WORKING CAPITAL.

22.7% OF RAYDIUM CLMM'S REPORTED VOLUME.

NO $1.4B OF ORGANIC DEMAND.
JUST A BOT BUYING AND SELLING INTO ITS OWN GAME. 🤡

DEXSCREENER: “LOOK AT THAT LIQUIDITY!”

THE ACTUAL POOL: “BRO, I'M BROKE.” 😂

VOLUME ISN'T DEMAND.

A BIG NUMBER ISN'T AN EXIT.

WHAT?! 🛠️

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

EVEN A16Z IS DROPPING THE WORD “CRYPTO.” 💀

A16Z CRYPTO → A16Z FRONTIER.

NEARLY $10B RAISED ACROSS FIVE CRYPTO FUNDS.

AND NOW THEY WANT A BROADER INVESTMENT MANDATE.

IS CRYPTO DEAD?

NO.

BUT MAYBE THE WORD “CRYPTO” DOESN’T SELL THE DREAM LIKE IT USED TO. 👀

LESS TICKER HYPE.

MORE TECHNOLOGY THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS.

OR JUST A NEW NAME FOR THE NEXT BILLION-DOLLAR FUND? 😂

THE NARRATIVE IS CHANGING. ARE YOU?

WHAT?! 🛠️

[Batuhanberr @Voltajex23]

4DX Cinema 🤪😱🫣

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

@cz_binance 🍿

[WHAT?! @Solanium]

@ohheyitstmas Good motivation))