Solar Harris

TG, Bimbo, cybersmut, romance author and sometimes gamer. I am slutty after coffee:

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

I feel like I should probably, in light of *all this,* that while the new book (preorder https://t.co/X8KilMOIZ7) is in fact a horny #robotgirl #tradwife scifi pulp book, it was inspired by real things I've read about the real plans techbro "Grays" have to do a facism.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

Please tell me why I bought junk food. I want to look hot. But I’m sad.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

Unless you time buying your tickets perfectly A24 will violently eject you back to the lobby when you try to take a seat. The first time you miss putting popcorn in your mouth, you will be thrown back to the lobby. Other pitiless patrons will tell you to GET GOOD

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

The live-action ELDEN RING film, directed by Alex Garland and produced by A24, is now in pre-production, with sets already underway, including an early look at the Church of Marika.

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

The live-action ELDEN RING film, directed by Alex Garland and produced by A24, is now in pre-production, with sets already underway, including an early look at the Church of Marika.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

If you learned the word #bimbofication from the news and are curious re: all the fun ICE Barbie’s husband was having while she was faking orgasms with Herr Halitosis on the deportation plane, may I suggest you indulge in my most popular series BIMBO WORLD
https://t.co/hmr8oc1GGC

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

Well. I bought my first ever lovense. I tested it for all of ten minutes but it is an understatement to say that I would like to leave work, get home, and… put it through its paces.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“The Pitt but set in a firehouse, The Pitt but set in a law firm, The Pitt but set in an airport” No no NO. The Pitt but it’s opening day of a community theater production of CATS

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

@CheriWritesSmut oh this is on my feed too and it makes me want to clean something

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

Boy, when the 30% of this country that seems to support the most awful things no matter what they read FINALLY realizes who's REALLY been lying to them? The motherfuckers lying to us every day are going to experience the final scene of Weapons.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

@everymovieplug You've done something truly awful to the frame rate. You've cropped it and done a pan-and-scan on it to further ruin it.

I literally don't understand you, but this isn't how to love cinema.

[Rational Aussie @rationalaussie]

Twitter right now

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

The Fall of Roma Tomatoes

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I have a new stress relief hobby.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

@MikeBales Thoughts and prayers.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

If you're looking for me, I'm feeling sad, doing laundry, and watching his best episodes. He had a hard life after Buffy, but the Scoobies kept me company for days on end during lonely times in my life. Vaya con dios, Nicholas.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Nicholas Brendon, ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Star, Dies at 54 https://t.co/Ko4rwzEuaN

[Tad Ghostal @poe_collector]

Found an AI perspective I’d never heard before from a teacher of teens. It’s a bit meandering but your three minutes will be well used.

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

@JennieSTaer This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to fuck Marco Rubio. I mean. I know I yell “fuck Marco Rubio” a lot but…

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

@Rarecandypod1 Treasure the memories of it looking like that as opposed to how it went out. I cried the final time in Burbank, leaving a liminal showroom for TVs and drones and washer dryer combos

[Solar Harris @SolarHarris]

Leon S. Kennedy you better not be in the Denver airport right now.

[Dagnum² @Dagnum_PI]

🚨Update: Denver International Airport has no power

The trains are down and no way for people to get out of the terminal.

[K’Bucko @KBucko7]

Reading Dune. Frank Herbert was cooking.