Princess Celestia

Flirty Princess of the Sun, co-ruler of Equestria, nicest plot in the land and ultimate cougar. ((Adult RP, 18+, NSFW, #Hedonists Founder and Moderator))

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@lustychrysalis I mean, a cat isn't mad a mouse when it bats it around till it dies. It's having fun. xD

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@lustychrysalis Read it again. He's saying I'm stupid for being mad at him. Which is itself wrong since I've never been mad. Just amused.

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@BasseyThePoneh Enough that most of his friends are just him talking to himself xD

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@BasseyThePoneh Yup. And that’s his real face. Taken from his Facebook page. Lovingly pasted onto Tingle.

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Aw the ugly Mexican pedophile thinks he’s people. That’s adorable. Here you go, buddy. https://t.co/k4FPrA3fJI

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https://t.co/Kcb9UwZ3KY

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“@acarboni: Every time I Fulton someone, I whisper "Congratulations, you are now a special boy."” ((Oh my lord xD))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((That would do it… Best to be firm. Just barely not green.))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((What?! That’s a classic. A true staple of my childhood.))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((That’s because you’re normal))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((She’d cum just looking at him. Then immediately shoot out another baby.))

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@DeThunderScoots ((Buy Solar’s Deep Sins~))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((Get a double whopper and shove hotdogs and chili better the parties. Call it Wieners in Patty’s Sloppy Meat.))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((It was really easy. I just told them that’s where the US was hiding all the sexy camels. They rushed right over.))

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((I know he didn’t. Because I did. ))

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@TargetPredictor @LustyChrysalis Wouldn’t you like to know.

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@TargetPredictor @LustyChrysalis You don’t have to. …but you two aren’t getting any Sunny D. Which may be a euphemism for something.

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https://t.co/yAFaluB7uW Praise it!

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@EstoppelFoxdale ((POW)) https://t.co/lA31ZMyfYk

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This is not what an eclipse is. #EquestriaMinistryOfTruth https://t.co/y8u3c3jdnn