There’s nothing better than watching fist fights at Halloween parties unfold. I saw the Mario Bros tag team a drunk Where’s Waldo and honestly, it made my childhood dreams come true.
I heard Facebook’s back up…
Thank god, I was worried all the people who said “I need to do more research before I get the vaccine,” would be without a trustworthy source of information.
My second Moderna shot is kicking my ass, and while my body feels like a bag of rocks and my mind feels like a big ol’ loaf of stale bread, I’m just happy to be one step closer to day drinking with my friends.
Remember how Family Channel would randomly have music breaks in between shows? I feel like that’s what the news is missing.
Like, I’d be way more inclined to watch Covid updates if “Party in the U.S.A” started blasting between Roussin and Pallister’s speeches.
Did Spring’s Church really just hold a no-shits-given graduation for their bible campers?
I just graduated from a 4 year program and my celebration is walking to my mailbox in my sandals and doing a Breakfast Club fist pump for my shady neighbours.
I hate it here.
@ninianpoetree Well regardless, you still achieved something to be proud of! Don’t give up on a celebration when the regulations permit. Congratulations on your success!
@90sgirlname I appreciate the kind gesture but I found small ways to celebrate! Cheesecake was my self-celebration lol! Congrats on finishing another term!
@kemackey @JMKilgour Ah, it sucks that this is a reality, but hopefully you find a fun way to celebrate you and your daughters success! Congrats on your achievements as well!! Cheers!
In my first year of university, I had to do a group project and one person never showed up. I asked where he was and he replied:
“Sorry bro. Just in court. Be there in 10.”
He never showed up. Not even for class. Jacob, if your reading this from jail, you’re welcome for that A.
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