Derek Swanson

Pro-looks, pro-gear, pro-attitude.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

“Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you.” - God

“PS - I also gave you leukemia because, SURPRISE, I have a god complex.” - God

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@HumanoidHistory The screen is a mirror and she’s sitting next to the camera.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@Bosko_DePompo I’m not gonna watch it. Was God there or nah?

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@Bosko_DePompo That’s praxis.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@zoocoup New year new (shitty) me.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@zoocoup @elonmusk This joke rules and if you point out that you were talking about Twitter I swear to fucking god.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@zoocoup @elonmusk Are you talking about my Tesla?

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@ampersandrew I’m going to throat punch the next person that calls me D-Rock.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@makpal @DiscussingFilm

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@Bosko_DePompo Hell yes.

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@zoocoup Just wait until she releases her album of the year list.

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@frspears @creepeffect Hate those Nights.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@danielkeane @_Sheehogue_ I know about restoration and this fucking sucks.

[Derek Swanson @SolidDudes]

@zoocoup NOT ON MY WATCH, NERD.

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@Bosko_DePompo This one really got me.

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@zoocoup *independent theater

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@RyLeeart Counterpoint: this has ceased to amaze me, asshole.

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@adamvallely87 @remfrydedman Deal.