Malebo🇰🇪

Agoraphobic
Catholic
Automaniac
Arsenal My DNA.

[Malebo🇰🇪 @SolitaireFamily]

@adan_zamuh Alaaaaaah....pasaka na karinda mtoso,ewe...!!
At this stage,his mucus and gill filaments must be used by our striking doctors for sentimental experiments, wueeeeeh...😅😂🤣

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

“RUTO, JIPANGE! SIFUNA NDIO ATAKUTOA JASHO!” Kidero Jasuba DROPS a SHOCK 2027 BOMBSHELL!

[...jakaBABA. @karoba_john]

Hii radicalization ya Riggy G hata Ruto ajenge Talanta Stadium kila ward, sugoi ataenda 339 km/h! 😂🔥🇰🇪

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

"That boy is alive,right?"

Kuwakumbushatu, why WANTAM is non negotiable.

[Malebo🇰🇪 @SolitaireFamily]

What is happening to msa..no water for the last two weeks,msa residents are suffering. No communication from @MombasaWater @Moha_jichopevu @mohamedfaki

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A lot of love 🫶

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I’ve been quiet on this, but let me say it once and for all…🤷

These people are living in a serious dreamland.

Joho etc is out here telling the whole country Coast will give Ruto 70%. Moses Kuria is already adding Kisii to the bag. Inside government, they’re walking around like all the votes Baba used to get are now automatically Ruto’s inheritance.

Wueh. You people will be shocked beyond measure.

You think people in Mombasa, Kisumu, Kisii, Kakamega, and the rest were voting for ODM logos and party officials?

No.

They were voting for Baba.

Pure love. Pure emotion. Pure loyalty that no other human being in Kenya has ever commanded like that.

Baba is gone.

Ruto is not even 5% of what Baba was in those hearts.

Oburu is not even 3%.

And you’re telling me the same people who sometimes didn’t even give Baba 60% will suddenly wake up and pour 70% on Ruto just because some leaders said so?

In Kisii, they still love Matiang’i deeply. Ruto won’t smell 50% there.

In Mombasa, 60% is already a fantasy.

Many of these places will not even have clear ODM or UDA leaders by 2027. Just confusion, bitterness, and scattered votes.

Keep celebrating early.

Keep counting the votes that don’t exist yet.

MTASHTUKA SANA .

The shock that is coming will silence a lot of loud mouths.

Who else can see this clearly, or am I the only one who’s not drunk on this “Ruto has inherited Baba’s votes” nonsense? Eithrway they're going home.

[Malebo🇰🇪 @SolitaireFamily]

@sholard_mancity Actually huko msa watashaa ferry,they will not believe...

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

I slept on Sunday around 9pm watching a video of Sifuna having a massive rally at Lumakanda in darkness!

Waking up on Monday and getting online around 9am! I am seeing the same Sifuna in Kitui!

I am wondering how he got his way from Kakamega to Nairobi, to Kitui in just a few hours, at night!

When did he even sleep? When did be bathe or even eat?

Tuesday morning I am seeing him in Nairobi, shorty you'll hear he has been in Linda Mwananchi meetings, you'll see him attending Senate committee meetings and then later see him in the afternoon at the floor of the Senate giving contributions on serious issues affecting the country!

I am told by a lawyer friend that they are also expecting Sifuna to give a maiden speech in Mombasa at an LSK meeting!

Remember Linda Mwananchi will be in Homabay over the weekend!

To add on this I will have to note that DCP leader was spotted yesterday in Narok having a rally, and addressing tens of thousands of people!

Halafu we're having presidential candidates who are imagining that someone will get them out hotels and boardrooms to give them votes!

That someone does 2 rallies in 3 days and takes a rest for 4 days, hibernating someone eating and sleeping then planning on how to do another 2 rallies and take a rest again!

Let us not lie to each other, you must get out, talk to Kenyans, organize MASSIVE political mobilization events for you to match a presidential character!

I am told some presidential candidates even have GPS locations where they can get every variety of kuku kienyeji in Nairobi!

Wakati watu wengine wako campaign people are busy maneuvering around Jamhuri and Karen looking for food then you imagine that later utaachiwa ukue flag bearer!

[NAOMI MISATI @Dr_Buchu]

Our political attitude as a country is an unfortunate reflection of the dating patterns of most Kenyan's.Some very toxic mfs, We are currently sending away our main guy while sampling all other characters and fangirling over one particular charismatic dude.

Ni mbaya!

[OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪 @Isaac_Otwoma]

Bunge La Mwananchi Eldoret is solidly behind Edwin Sifuna, the 6th President of Kenya

#Sifuna4President

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Take a day. Any random day. Walk around Nairobi. See the people who hang around those parks/green spaces. See what they eat. What they snack on. See the people who sell to them. These are places they earn, relax and pass time. These places (third spaces) matter.

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Alafu unaniambia unataka kuskia agenda yetu, kichwa yako ni mzuri kweli?

This man will save this country.

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

Kenyans will miss a golden opportunity should they opt for another president apart from HE. David Maraga. The MUST GO of 2028 might come earlier.

Fellow Kenyans,

Maraga is our golden chance to bring change to our country. Look no further, let’s support this States Man.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

Jambo @LarryMadowo
Being a CNN journalist gives you a profession, not immunity from civic accountability. Kenyans hold you to the standards you represented, and presence speaks just as loudly as reporting.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Matiangi and Kalonzo can visit any region in Kenya,not like Gachagua who can get cold and brutal reception from Nyanza or Rift valley
These two can visit any region and campaign hard
I don't know why they are not taking advantage of this
Matiangi should be camping in luo land

Kalonzo too, making them remember that he supported their son and they should return a hand

Jana after visiting media stations in the morning,they went back to sleep,si hata wangeingia kanairo wasalimie hasolas buana

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kuna watu wameanza kuita Gachagua eti Fabrizio Gachagua 😂😂

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

We will not follow Duale blindly,we are in DCP party and ready to stand against any intimidations-Garissa youths

[Gooner Chris @ArsenalN7]

Declan Rice is flawless. He blends elite stamina and pace with great ball control, vision and relentless tracking back. His incredible tackles and defensive awareness, paired with accurate passing and lethal shooting, make him an exceptional footballer 😮‍💨

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

Amen!
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