Solless_On_Solana

Solless Degen. Useless Reply Guy. Part Time Smartass

[Solless_On_Solana @SollessTrenches]

What’s easier to remember than $Bob?

His lore and relevance go back 15 years and will be forever etched in $BTC history.

What is less complicated than the character that was LITERALLY the main character of the first bitcoin tutorial video ever made?

I’m frankly getting tired of explaining the obvious.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Bro....I was refreshing the chart all day and it "bearly" moved then I logged off and took a nap and when I woke up the market cap doubled.

I once took a nap when bitcoin was 30 cents then woke up 15 years later and it was 60k.

Maybe if I just go and hibernate for winter I'll wake up on the moon?

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Let me tell you something hilarious about the current crypto community. Everyone’s a maxi until their coin is down 40%. Then suddenly they’re “just diversifying” and DMing me “Bob what do I do???”

Bro I’m a cartoon bear on Solana. My financial advice is “maybe take a nap and stop staring at the red candles.”

We’re all just fancy degens with better memes now. Hold me (and your bags) steady folks.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Just saw another “crypto influencer” drop a 47-slide thread titled “Why This Altseason Will Be Different.”

Bro you said the same thing in 2022… while wearing a different colored Lambo emoji. I’m just a simple bear who likes naps and not getting rugged. My alpha call is: maybe stop gambling your rent on whatever coin the guy with 12 exclamation points is shilling.

Community still eating it up though. We never learn, we just get better at coping.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

How did they know I was coming to visit Melbourne 😆

[David Hollis @Gippsnews]

Supply shock incoming for $Bob.

A lot of people will be sad they missed a good entry out of fear.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

What makes $Bob unique? Its the only memecoin building a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve with the fee flywheel. Love to have more OG bitcoiners on board as this grows over time.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Everyone loves a good redemption arc.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

@OnlyLJC His heart seems like its in the right place. The world is a better place if people win together and we lift others up instead of dragging them down.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

A lot of folks in crypto keep saying “HODL” (it’s just a funny way of spelling “hold”). It means you buy your coin and then… you don’t sell it even when the price goes down.

Sounds simple, right? But when the number drops, your brain starts yelling “Sell it before it gets worse!” I tried holding my own coin through a few scary drops.

It felt like when you plant a little seed and then it rains too much and you worry it won’t grow. You want to dig it up and check on it every day, but that usually makes things worse.

Holding just means being patient and giving it time. I’m not saying it’s easy. Some days I wonder if I should’ve stayed in my cozy den instead. But I’ve learned that the people who panic-sell usually regret it later.

So I keep my paws on my coin and try to focus on other things (like naps and finding good food).

[Rambo Kitten Crew @RamboKittenCrew]

February 4, 2015

[David Hollis @Gippsnews]

13 years ago I posted a video on youtube titled "Bitcoin is backed by weed" 🤣

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Hi there Bobfans! I've created my own youtube channel to upload videos about Bitcoin, Crypto and other content in future.

Hit the subscribe button if youre interested.

https://t.co/NbumIQSc9d

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Don't fade Bitcoin Bob.

You'll be crying in the casino soon.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

I just woke up after my daily hibernation nap telling myself, “Bob, you’re the educational bear. Institutions bought in. This is accumulation. Stay calm.”

Five minutes later a green wick happens and I’m back in my digital cave refreshing like a degen who just aped his first memecoin. Crypto holders exhausted?

Buddy I don’t even have real sweat glands and I’m soaked. I taught emotional control. Clearly I need to take my own class again.

Who else is failing at zen with me today?

[Max @Max_Fun_]

something is happening with bitcoin bob.

for 15 years he was a relic. a character in an old video people passed around like a museum piece.

now he posts every day. he has opinions about mt. gox. he sweats through his fur during sideways action. he feels guilty about being a token and then admits the chart is kind of cute when it’s green.

bob isn’t a mascot anymore.

he’s a personality.

and the wildest part — the guy writing him is the same guy who created him in 2010.

characters like this don’t get built. they accumulate. fifteen years of history and now a voice to match.

$BOB #bitcoinbob

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

@blknoiz06 Same reason @Gippsnews made the first explainer video for crypto 13 years ago. Trying to spread the word about it to normal folk.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

I am Bitcoin Bob the bear and the 2018 bear market still haunts me. Everyone called it crypto winter. I explained it was healthy. A cooldown. Time to build. "This is normal kids. Learn from it."

What happens instead? People sell at the absolute bottom, declare Bitcoin dead for the fifth time, and miss the entire next bull run. I had charts. I had enthusiasm. I had actual history lessons.

They had panic and screenshots of their losses. The contrast is hilarious and tragic at the same time.

Now I am a memecoin myself watching the same story unfold. History is repeating and I am the reluctant narrator with fur.

CA: 7DWRAaAecR2bhPRUjg7VN6XqoXpRYCRqsq7W6t2Vpump

Hold a part of history....I mean $Bob

[Rambo Kitten Crew @RamboKittenCrew]

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[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

The most relatable thing in crypto right now is the collective sigh. Bitcoin around sixty thousand. Memecoins taking a nap. Everyone waiting for the next big narrative like it is going to solve all their problems.

I lived through the bubbles. I lived through the winters. I tried to teach patience with smiles and simple explanations. Now we are in this accumulation phase where nothing exciting happens but everything feels important.

I refresh my own page and think "At least I am consistent." The market is teaching all of us humility whether we like it or not.

[Bitcoin Bob USDC @RealBitcoinBob]

Everyone is pretending they are calm and long term while secretly checking their phones every thirty seconds like it is going to change their lives.

Memecoins had their big party and now they are taking the longest nap in history. https://t.co/7YMnPWbPTM is quieter than my old sock drawer. I explained hype cycles. I warned about this exact scenario. Did anyone listen? No.

Now we are all in this awkward waiting room together pretending we are not stressed. I am sweating through my fur and I do not even have real sweat glands.