Jason Bourne

I'll tell you half the story, you fill in the rest...

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

The lack of talking is compensated by being extremely observant.. You’d be a clown to move funny thinking they haven’t clocked you

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

simba just wants to chop mica #loveisland

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

im soo bipolar i need coffee to stabilise my mood

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

@muheediva01 this is common knowledge

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

im too insecure for #loveisland you think i can watch my babe lips another man? ill faint

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

oh noo…

[YOUR HIGHNESS💋 @wysOAG8]

Ik this is crazy but I actually love when men sag😭

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Why does everyone else's perfume linger for hours and mine disappears in 20 minutes.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

what's funny is that you lot are only now seeing Simba as a red flag, but failed to realise his wrong action towards Ope when he first came in. You have to read between the lines of peoples character traits #loveisland

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

water and coconut water

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

semen retention is a myth. I haven’t nutted for weeks, but my energy levels have changed 0%

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

you wish

[MR M$NEY @heisHIM3694]

I was washing my face in the quiet office bathroom after work. My boss peeked in, saw me, and stepped inside locking the door.
“I’ve wanted you for months,” she said. “Can I suck your cock?”
I said yes. She dropped to her knees, pulled my pants down, and took my hard cock deep into her warm mouth. She sucked me hard and sloppy. Her head bobbed fast, tongue swirling, spit dripping down her chin. I grabbed her hair and fucked her mouth rough……

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

why we blaming elders?

[M.Cinderellaa👑🪬 @LuxHippie]

I think our elders didn’t do a good job at modeling how friendship changes from adolescence/young adulthood to 30s and beyond. A lot of us think friendships are supposed to look & feel like they did when we were in high-school & college. & thats just not realistic.

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

i dont think we should give her the attention shes after

[BB🫧 @drisuschrist]

before you flirt with me, this my summer body btw. and no i’m not doing no fucking sit ups

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

the instrumental of WGFT is soo iconic.

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

parenthood just seems like stress , i dont want no parts. don’t no kids at all

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

break one habit, you form a new one

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

i would like to have a chat with the workers…

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

Happen in Ilford JD sport

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

that snooze button is dangerous man

[Jason Bourne @SoloCeej]

gonna start charging a wedding fee for catering now. how have i wasted two hours trying to find cabbage