Solo

Professional overthinker.
Take me too seriously.
Surviving Nigeria one bad take at a time.

[Solo @SoloInMono]

Starting UI/UX product design classes at @TechSphereAcad on Monday without a laptop is bold, even by Nigerian survival standards. I have the admission, the notebook, and the delusion
I just need a working laptop so I don't end up wireframing on cardboard.

[Solo @SoloInMono]

Day 3- Onboarding
Locking in on my UI/UX learning journey with TS Academy! 🚀
Thanks to the Headmaster @DONJAZZY
@TechSphereAcad

Still hopeful for a laptop 😔🤲🏽

[Solo @SoloInMono]

It is only November 9th and people with ₦4,200 in their account are already asking "Where are we outside this December?" Like the outside is free.

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@yabaleftonline Controversies and scandals has always paid off.

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Sir if you can bless me, I’ll be very very grateful. I am learning a skill (UI/UX) and I’ve not been able to acquire a laptop to start my classes for months now and I’ve been struggling to survive please I really need your help. Any amount I’ll be grateful. 🤲🏽
@DONJAZZY

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@ochachofp Sir if you can bless me, I’ll be very very grateful. I am learning a skill (UI/UX) and I’ve not been able to acquire a laptop to start my classes for months now and I’ve been struggling to survive please I really need your help. Any amount I’ll be grateful. 🤲🏽

[Solo @SoloInMono]

@ochachofp Sir if you can bless me, I’ll be very very grateful. I am learning a skill (UI/UX) and I’ve not been able to acquire a laptop to start my classes for months now and I’ve been struggling to survive please I really need your help. Any amount I’ll be grateful. 🤲🏽

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@instablog9ja We stayed behind in 2023, counted out loud, recorded in 4K, and the results still teleported on the way to the server. Are we bringing our own Wi-Fi router this time?

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@yabaleftonline Objects in mirror are flatter than they appear.

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@instablog9ja A Nigerian coach speaking this confidently before a crucial match is either about to cook a masterclass or age ten years before halftime.

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@0shxx0 Give

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@yabaleftonline Pretending you understand what is going on in a movie you started watching from the middle just to keep peace in the living room.

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@yabaleftonline In the Nigerian music industry, holding hands near a private jet is 90% a music video shoot and 10% a distraction before a new single drops on Friday.

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@yabaleftonline The irony of Local Government workers going on strike in Nigeria is that it takes about three weeks before anybody notices they stopped coming to the office.

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@instablog9ja The only time NEPA ever brings light unannounced in Nigeria is when somebody is touching the transformer.

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@yabaleftonline You don't avoid it. You just hold the pot cover like a Captain America shield and approach the gas cooker sideways.

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It is not even 10:00 AM on Monday and I have already used up the patience and financial budget meant for the entire week.

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@CantstopTop_7 @yabaleftonline Na format na

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@inthEoceansz @yabaleftonline 😂😂😂

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@yabaleftonline They call it 'obeying the clarion call' because if they told you the truth that you’re going to sleep on a 2-inch foam next to 400 strangers' feet nobody would show up.

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@Young_Hbee @yabaleftonline We've all been there

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@praiseudeme91 @yabaleftonline Very important