SoloJack

Bon bon mots factory worker, less than minimum wage. Now stake-holder-associate. Distant cousin of JFK, once removed and twice attainted. Conserved. Jack孫子路

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

Had thoughts to add my profile description. But ran out of words. Here will have to do. AM a poet and an author of some renown for doggerel and dajare (駄洒落 だじゃれ). Currently a 'Hood-Wink, wink & nod variety. Conserved, but no longer pickled in my jargon. Add DR. (emergency)

[Utz Snacks @UtzSnacks]

Happy National Cheeseball Day! We’re selling an Utz National Cheeseball Day Celebration Pack all week long! It’s got our NEW limited time Ripples Cheese Balls chips, merch, and of course Utz Cheese Balls! Check out https://t.co/HQXCifPDGC to get your cheesy pack of snacks today!

[Utz Snacks @UtzSnacks]

🎉 ANNOUNCEMENT! 🎉 What do you get when you cross our classic Ripples Original chips with our fantastic Cheese Balls? You guessed it! Ripples Cheese Balls chips! For a limited time only, grab yours at https://t.co/VWkJsKnzG5! Drop a 🖐️ if you’re excited for this mashup!

[Utz Snacks @UtzSnacks]

What’s crunchy, orange, and delicious? We’ve got something yummy coming soon that we’ll announce on April 17th! Can you guess what it could be? 👀

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

I entered @skinit's #OLED #NintendoSwitch Giveaway for a chance to win a BRAND NEW OLED Switch & skin! #SkinitMade https://t.co/T76yNOatkX

[Republicans @Republicans]

I guess we know where Joe Biden learned to lie from…
https://t.co/bduIL3KTeV

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@SharylAttkisson Publicly offer assist Japan in regaining its northern islands, lost to U.S.S.R. at end of World War II, when Soviet Union (very late to war party) declared war on Japan - in 1945 - with no other purpose than real estate
grab from an already defeated Imperial Japanese military

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

I just went to the Senate floor to try to pass a bill toughening sentences on child pornographers. And the Democrats blocked it, again calling the child porn crisis a “conspiracy theory.” And that tells you everything you need to know

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@MarchMadnessMBB Davidson robbed by cops, court cops called referees, who IMAGINED six fouls against Wildcats - in a row - within the final two-plus minutes of game. Even reviewing last foul, by star Lee, refs denied existence of physical laws, gravity & motion.

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@dcexaminer And that's a good thing?

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@MarchMadnessMBB
All I can do is quote B. B. King: "So, St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go," to overtime. Saint Peter's defeats Kentucky!

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

OVERTIME! 15th seed Saint Peter's Peacocks giving 2nd seed Kentucky Wildcats ALL THEY COULD HANDLE in regulation. Win or lose, these Peacocks, tough birds, have proved their worth in tourney. @MarchMadnessMBB

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

The Hunter Biden laptop story was true. We KNEW it. Yet we were censored. TW didn’t allow us to share NYPost’s link. FB didn’t either. MSM said it was Russian disinfo. Why? Because they KNEW it was true & would hurt Biden’s election chances.

Now, NYT says… it’s true. Holy sh$t.

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

#Big10Tournament Championship at the Half : Down for now, but what a first half for @BoilerBall sixth man #50TrevionWilliams. He has been channelling #WesUnseld and #BallingLikeBarkley (Sir Charles). And bigger than both.

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@Liz_Wheeler Like George Costanza did, does he yell, "It's the shrinkage!" out of the pool after EVERY swim?

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@RealJamesWoods AND Robert Reich filed papers petitioning court for divorce from media personality Martha Sugalski 2019. Reich sought spousal support from that wife, recognizable figure in Central Florida media, earning five times income he did. Seems bitter little man back then, too.

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

@RealJamesWoods And spoken like a true wife-beater. Does Clare Dalton have any re-marks? Is the New York AG looking into Reich, too? Yet?

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

Explore Alaska Sweepstakes https://t.co/Q9qdStygb4

[SoloJack @SoloJack8]

Could not watch game, with my only access being over-air broadcasting. Read tease headline (online) late in contest saying that Heisman trophy QB playing in this championship game. Guess Stetson Bennett should be congratulated. Bryce won?!? #NationalChampionship

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

For the first time in 41 years ...

THE DAWGS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPS 🏆🐶

#NationalChampionship