Mathilda Lando

Hi, I'm Mathilda. I post daily because talking to plants is starting to feel one-sided. Feel free to comment, unless you're a fern. They've had their chance.

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Day 01, Wine gets better with age. Milk doesn’t.

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

The blood of the innocent

[Amy Winehouse @amywinehouse]

Carrying on the 18th anniversary of 'Tears Dry On Their Own,' dive into some of Amy's best performances of the track 🖤

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

WHAT IF...?
@MarvelStudios #WhatIf

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

@elonmusk and Google already offers it for free

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Some people go viral.
I just disappear.
#MathildaMood #TheProfessional

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

"If you stare into the abyss, it stares back. Finally… someone paying attention."
#MathildaMood #DeepThoughts

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Dangerous jeans… and licensed to make you uncomfortable.
#MathildaMood #OOTD #jeans

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

"Elon says X will change the world.
Cool. I’m still waiting for it to change my follower count without paying.
Until then, I’ll be here… changing nothing."
#ElonMusk #MathildaMood

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Very professional.

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Perfect Blue

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

MY JEANS ARE YELLOW. https://t.co/BbUT4GCpFp

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Gotta say, I’m proud of my jeans

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

POV: You're 12, and your co-star is a hitman who waters plants better than he talks to people.
#JustMathildaThings #LeonTheProfessional

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

@CorpseKings Perhaps they'll find the wisdom to open a chest from the correct side.

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

I'm not brave. I'm just tired of being scared.
I don't blink first.
I don't smile for free.
And I definitely don’t need saving.
#TheProfessional #MathildaWasRight #DeadpanQueen #NotYourDarling

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

@XFilesAesthetic Little Italy. Tourists come for pasta and cannoli. We stayed for the sirens and broken dreams.
Buon appetito

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

Today's vibe: walking through life like it’s a deleted scene
from a French thriller where nothing happens
but everyone��s smoking.
Photo unrelated. Or is it?
#mathildalando #softmeltdown #filmnoirenergy

[Mathilda Lando @SoloMathilda]

@cheesy_cryptid Nice