Solstice Harris

sort of funny but in a sad way. she/her/hers.

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Officially restricting myself from starting sentences with "As a filmmaker..." more than once a week

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so should I delete my twitter or keep going solely for this six and a half year old bit

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the sun is low. i am out of water. after miles on end i make it to a town. i enter the saloon and approach the counter. the bartender looks at me quizzically.

AHHEEMemmmmma HEM

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I would like to formally apologize to the twitter community. I have failed my sacred duty for the first time in 6 years. I was watching anime and forgot :( see y’all in JUNE

(ahem)

[Solstice Harris @SolsticeHarris]

I would like to formally apologize to the twitter community. I have failed my sacred duty for the first time in 6 years. I was watching anime and forgot :( see y’all in JUNE

(ahem)

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*EXCUSE ME everyone, EXCUSE ME. May I have your attention please.*

AHHHhemememahem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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@sayjleaf OH FUCK I FORGOT

[Alex Cragun @AlexCragun]

Come hang with @SweetStreetsSLC today. We're at the Downtown Farmers Market from 8 to 2 +

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*EXCUSE ME everyone, EXCUSE ME. May I have your attention please.*

AHHHhemememahem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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ahhhhhemmm 🤮

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almost forgot folks but I MADE IT

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ahhhhhemmm 🤮

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*ahem*

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oh my god I’ve been making the same joke for four and a half years and this is literally the only thing I tweet

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*ahem*

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*opens balcony to the town square as villagers look up expectantly*

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

ahem

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@Rinn_Rey 🙋‍♀️

[mads online @utahmads]

Rep. Shipp: 435-590-1073, [email protected], HD 72 (Cedar City)

Sen. Bramble: 801-361-5802, [email protected], SD16 (Wasatch/Utah Counties)

pls start making their lives miserable

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@Rinn_Rey Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*opens balcony to the town square as villagers look up expectantly*

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

ahem

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AhHHHeeeeemmmaaaa-MAhem

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@zebracakkees THE TIME HAS COME

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@sltrib @fox13 @KUTV2News South Temple & 600E, yesterday evening.

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This looks like some photo I’m gonna see in an archive 30 years from now

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AhHHHeeeeemmmaaaa-MAhem

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AhhhhhhhhHEEMMMMMMA

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THIS WEEK IN: men in cars making comments about my looks while I ride a bike

I heard a murmur behind me, realize a twenty something dude is sticking his head out the passenger window of a car

Dude: hey you look really good in those shorts

Me: uh

Dude: keep biking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Solstice Harris @SolsticeHarris]

It's been 3 years since my first short got into NFFTY and every time I remember that it actually happened and wasn't just a fever dream it's incredibly validating

[NFFTY Film Festival @NFFTY]

This collection of NFFTY official selections will take you back to the days of summer jobs and summer lovin', check out the playlist at https://t.co/0e94fqDZ7t!

A special tribute to the graduating class of 2020, we're so excited for what lies ahead! 👏🎓😎