Som3a

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[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

I get it now.
When they said "DRACARYS" and "BURN IT ALL!"
كان قصدهم على دمنا كلنا

[kareem Mossad Saber @TheMos3ad]

When my in laws introduce me as "goz okhty" i imagine myself like

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

-You got zoned
-She's confusing
-She listed you as her "Brother" on Facebook, her and her 749 friends know you got zoned

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Shout out to my parents for giving me 3 awesome brothers/sister... Happy birthday to my baby brother @Khalestrophy ...show him some love.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Keep an eye out for the ones who -don't- laugh at your jokes.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

I whisper " ehl 5ara da? !" way too many times throughout the day.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Spent the last 3 hrs browsing things I can't afford and then convincing myself I didn't really need them as if it was an option.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

"You had to be there" *fuck you, I thought it was funny*

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Here's to "Telephoony hayefsel sha7n" and always having an escape route.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

The shaving story....EVERYTIME :\ http://t.co/UT4NJ4MLld

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

If you would stop offering solutions to things that aren't problems, we'd have less problems.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

They need to stop writing "FAMILY SIZE" or "PARTY PACK", msh na2sa ta2neeb dameer.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

I dont't get your joke but I'm gonna laugh because I trust you.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Life gets so much better when you stop forcing it to be what you thought it would be.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

We grew up with certain words/phrases but use it outside the house and nobody understands what the hell we're saying
Parents, stop that shit

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Fav if you get this.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Policeman: Sir, step out of the vehicle.

You get in!......its cold outside!

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

To all the assholes at the gym bitching and moaning about the noobs at the gym in Jan.....GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
You were once noobs too.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Im not funny with you because you're not funny and so you won't appreciate how funny I am.

[Som3a @Som3aKnowsBest]

Sad: Your need to show everyone you're having fun more than actually having fun.