SomaCow Host J

SomaCow Internet Radio Host and humorist

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@TheNewsAtGlenn That's more like it! Thanks!

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@TheNewsAtGlenn I was thrilled at your attempt to resurrect your make-believe rivalry with Rhys James on this week's Mock the Week. Shame he didn't take the bait.

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@GylesB1 I want to party with you, cowboy. #ohthetalesyoulltell

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@ItsMeJamieO I'm sure you mean 2nd of July fireworks.

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@sianharries_ My wife buys "Fresh Linen" air freshener to use in the loo. Do you know what linen smell + poo smell is?
It's dirty nappy smell.

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@MaisieAdam I would absolutely buy a "Maisie says" t-shirt with "Don't be a wazzcock" on it.

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@AlexHorne It's weird to see people playing football, on that football pitch, instead of hitting cheese with a pool noodle.

"Imagine having to run all along..."

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@OffMenuOfficial Happy Happy Birthday, Mr. Acaster!!

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@rhysjamesy @TheNewsAtGlenn Thank you gentlemen for bringing back a taste of your “rivalry” on @MockTheWeek. I may miss it the most.

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@VictoriaCoren Happy Happy Birthday!!

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@sianharries_ Full of hope for you both. I love that man. You’re so good to, and for, him.

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@alixspurlock I promise to reply to your Tweets within a twelve-year deadline.

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@henningwehn My God, man, you are excellently hilarious on “The Unbelievable Truth”! Thank you for so many laughs!

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@rhysjamesy My high beams are always on :(

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@gdavies The happiest of birthdays to you, sir! Love from the U.S.

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@TheWiltshir @taskmaster I’m sorry for your loss. Taskmaster is the most charming, quirky, hilarious show I’ve ever seen. If you ever do decide to take the plunge, try Series 2 Episode 1 for a good intro. Cheers.

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@healthypeanuts @MrNishKumar @Rose_Matafeo A few of us Yanks would, as well.

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I really need @TheNewsAtGlenn and @rhysjamesy to become make-believe comedy nemeses on Mock the Week. Great work, both!

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@TheNewsAtGlenn Another Mock the Week triumph. Congrats, man!

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@RexChapman Murfreesboro is a good place to be FROM.