Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas

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[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@barry_l35352 Your book club is not our problem. If your Bible opposes it, then feel free to stay in your church and not be gay.

But the rest of us aren't going to go into hiding because a bunch of a morons think that their favorite fiction novel gets to dictate how everyone else lives.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@heidimontag And when your man loses, we will know that is has been. Praise be. 🙏

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

So it's funny how you "haven't moved on" from a situation where people wanted to help someone because they believed they were innocent, yet it's crickets when it comes to a proud racist getting payday for being a bigot and everyone donating BECAUSE they knew she was racist.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

They donated because they DID believe it was self-defense. Your opinion doesn't change that.

Contrast that to that white woman who fundraised $700,000 for herself after hurling racial slurs at a black 5yo on camera where all the donations were celebrating her racism.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I haven’t moved on from the Karmelo Anthony fundraiser. They donated half a million as a reward for killing a white kid. Zero evidence or reason to think it was “self defense,” and they didn’t care. It was a reward for killing a white kid. I’ll never forget it. Neither should you

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@SStricklandMMA Baby, June hasn't gotten any less gay; folks on Grindr and Sniffies are just ignoring your desperate messages, loser.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@Sassafrass_84 "The most accurate description of leftists" and it's a fictional Conservative fever dream of non-existent interactions because the only time Republicans engage with LGBT+ folks is to complain about our existence and/or to do Grindr hookups during CPAC/TPUSA conferences.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@RepMcGovern @RepOgles He made the mistake of thinking that Twitter being a cesspool meant he was going to get applauded by his bigoted fans.

Instead, he got reminded that the planet is tired of his shit and was proverbially ripped a brand new asshole to serve as a twin for the one he calls his mouth.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@GregAbbott_TX When has Texas ever dunked on New York?

NYC just eliminated a multi-billion dollar deficit while you're trying to get a corrupt AG elected to the Senate by calling his opponent vegan.

I'd say 'take a seat,' but you don't really have a choice there, flop.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

BREAKING NEWS: Representative Andy Ogles announces plans to remigrate the Republican Party.

Sources say that the hopeful location for this remigration effort is hell.

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

The only antidote to mass rape is mass remigration.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

Actually, military servicemembers get two entire months (May and November) of recognition and celebration. It's not exactly a secret.

You being too stupid to remember that and thus clearly not celebrating them during those months is a 'you' problem, dumbass.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

My angel mother who gave me birth, gets one day to recognize her a year.

The heroes who died for our country get one day to recognize them.

The birth of Jesus gets one day a year to celebrate.

And you actually believe I’m gonna give an entire month for you because you’re gay?

NO !!!

Who else feels this way I’m sick of this shit?

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@WhiteHouse Wouldn't be the first time you crooks have wanted people to keep quiet about your crimes.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@TheDamaniFelder "This is what we call 'all hat, no cattle'"

Honey, nobody in Texas has talked like that in about six decades because, save for those who opted into FFA, 90%+ of Texans have only ever seen livestock from a distance.

Also, real Texans can't fucking stand Ken Paxton's corrupt ass.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

Republicans will post shit like this, then scratch their heads and wonder why they're slated to perform underwater in elections with basically every single group other than Conservative male ch*ld molesters.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@RealHickory And what is that, exactly? That a bunch of Conservative losers will have a hissy fit online and shit themselves because she refuses to fall in line?

The only thing she's finding out is just how absolutely pathetic you morons are.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@KatiePavlich Some people have enough integrity to walk away from an opportunity when they see that something is wrong and goes against their values.

You think it's pathetic simply because, as a Republican, you can't grasp the concept of being a good, principled person.

That's on you, flop.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Stephen and Katie Miller are demanding Americans be more politically-correct and stop "telling it like it is" after the entire Internet agreed he’s ugly.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@paratroopbrady If you wanted to post a picture of a man putting his mouth on a penis, you didn't need to AI generate it; you could've just opened the selfies tab in your phone's gallery and tossed up one of your weekend truck stop bathroom hookups.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

At first, I'd be confused.

Then I'd be awestruck at their stupidity.

And then I'd laugh in my car because every single one of them would have just committed a federal crime that they can and will be fined, jailed and disqualified from ever holding a federal job again for.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@NancyMace No. I don't. "Under God" wasn't part of the pledge until the mid-1950s.

The USA is and has always been a secular nation. That is a fact and is not up for debate.

The sooner y'all remember that and stop trying to force religious tyranny on US citizens, the better.

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

@StephenM He is indeed. From a Texas House Rep into a Senator.

And judging by your appearance, it looks like you've recently completed your transition from an understudy for Gollum into a balding p*dophile goblin hiding outside of kindergarten playgrounds.