Just A Nobody

Red carpet forever. Retiring staffer. Remember #txlege: no one can see your likes, ❤️ away.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

For everybody convinced that the Senate R’s can’t read the room, and are gonna blindly stay full Lt. Dan MAGA for the 90th #txlege, I‘ll just drop this thread of factoids.
Consume at your own risk:

There will be 15 SDs on the ballot in 2028; we can safely assume the

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[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@napasportsgal @brentmoney @braschen1 Look, it’s a crying shame that so many of you have fallen for Harrison’s grifting, fictional, urgent calls to action.

But you’re having a toddler-level tantrum rn, all because you’re mad about the election.

Get offline, let cooler heads prevail. Play a long game for once.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

Literally no one is saying this.

did Monty also have a girlfriend in Niagara Falls in high school?

[Monty Bennett @MontyBennett]

We keep hearing that the solution to underperforming schools is simply more money.

Yet in Dallas ISD, the A-rated schools spent the least per student last year (about $1.4K LESS than B, C, & D schools.)

If money were the main driver of quality, this chart would look different.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@bcuban that look is very much one of “if you come for the king, you best not miss.”

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

Rep. Money and I do not agree on many things… but the futility of trying to incinerate what may remain of #txlege House R bargaining power just to indulge some uneducated demands from MAGA appears to be one.

[Brent Money @brentmoney]

@napasportsgal @SomeAnonStaffer @braschen1 What Patrick and the Senate are doing doesn’t require a special session.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@ArmyRecon908 @TexasLucha @grok claims to be a Texan, yet clearly didn’t take 7th grade history or Texas government.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@Rundoff outstanding.

the cope is reaching near-clinical levels.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@read1option2 @TexasLucha @Sarah4Texas and that kind of acreage is nothing to sneeze at.

Unlike A-a-ron here.

But have fun on your family estate, good sir. Don’t get eaten by a grue.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

#txlege remind you of anyone?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The new Republican House Minority Leader, Jim Jordan has never sponsored a bill that has been passed into law during his 20 years in Congress.

This makes him one of the least effective members in Congress today.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@napasportsgal @brentmoney @braschen1 OK. Care to make it interesting?

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@TexasLucha you seem triggered.

hope you got in a nap today, kiddo.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

I love it when the troglodytes walk into my trap and out themselves for the pieces of shit they are. You just know this dude has a Fleshlight named after his sister.

[Aeron @TexasLucha]

Not women in power, but nasty liberal women in power. Escpecially those that used one party to get elected to only then switch sides while shitting on every previous vote cast. @Sarah4Texas is a fucking bitch.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@read1option2 @TexasLucha @Sarah4Texas lol no chance

not even a trust fund baby as outrageous as Bi French would say “my family estate.” I smell poverty.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@MorganEakinGOP @TexasLucha @Sarah4Texas So a medical doctor doesn’t owe you shit — but a district attorney does, from a county where you don’t live.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@NachoAnson @gwfulce 💯

Dunn was literally pushing this message 15 years ago

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@caybrac1 yeah, idk but I’m pretty sure the guy whose last name remains an urban slang term for a bodily emission primarily associated with homosexual activity needs to pipe down

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@TexasLucha @Sarah4Texas lol

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@TexasLucha i ain’t reading all that

we’ve all got ChatGPT, brother. it’s not a flex for you to ask it for some 75¢ words.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@TexasLucha Oh sure, words never do affect a reply guy. Especially one with such a compelling and insightful command of the English language.

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@Orange_Saloon @grok is this real?

[Just A Nobody @SomeAnonStaffer]

@TexasLucha @Sarah4Texas Also, this you? bc pretty sure she doesn’t owe you shit

[Aeron @TexasLucha]

“Another human being owes me their time and care—”