Princess Patrushka

Named 2024 Apparent Instigator Extraordinaire at your sevice but at my leisure.

Word. Rock on.

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

My dog totally just fell asleep in the middle of my conversation with him. Rude.

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

No one can ever give me a "Welcome Home!!! Omg omg holy hell Welcome Hoooommmeee!!!" better than my dog

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

I feel witty.
Oh, so, witty.

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

Rice is the glitter of food

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

meeting my fiancé for the first time

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

these devastating wildfires in los angeles taught us that if you want to guess the color of their underwear, know, they may be wearing the only pair they own.

because some people right now, can’t even afford to eat that girl for lunch.

up next, you guessed it, benson boone

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

@GKuhlenschmidt You're killin me, Smalls!! Bwahaha

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

Xoxo

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

This has been the hardest week of our lives. My husband had a heart attack and we're struggling to make ends meet. If you can help, even a little, it would mean the world. Please share. https://t.co/OIWHcKiYpS

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

You may not think ping pong is considered cardio, but put dynamite inside the ball and maybe it could be

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

THEY GAVE ME SATIVA INSTEAD OF HYBRID YIPPEEEEEEE

[Princess Patrushka @SomeBitch911]

If this is what "working like a dog" looks like, I'm exhausted

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

🚨 Message from President Trump 🚨

[Jim Hanson @JimHansonDC]

Coffin meet last nail

CSM Julin of Walz's higher HQ says Walz knew of upcoming deployment in Fall 2004

Walz told him in Feb 2005 he would deploy with them

Otherwise they would have replaced him so someone else could team build

Walz dodge the deployment & screwed troops
Done

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

Kamala Harris is a complete failure as border czar.

Weak. Failed. Dangerously Liberal.

[Mr Reagan 🇺🇸 @MrReaganUSA]

Kamala Harris Campaign Ad PARODY

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

About 3 weeks ago, the media told you that Biden was “sharp as a tack” 🙄

2 days ago, the poor guy was basically forced at gunpoint to resign as Dem nominee. His staff weren’t even informed.

Now they say Kamala is the best thing ever 🤦‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AbigailShrier How many times did Kamala, who was appointed “Border Czar” by Biden, actually visit the border that she’s czar of?